*This chapter takes place right before the GuadaGuada 3 rerun event begins.*

Well...it was that time again...the time of year the annual GuadaGuada event rerun. This meant that another crazy and hilarious adventure with Okita, Nobu, and the gang was about to take place once again. Now normally, Ryan would hate this...not that he didn't love spending time with Okita and Nobu, but he sometimes couldn't stand the insanity that took place every year. After defeating multiple mini-Nobu, surviving demon god pillars, and the ultimate Nobunaga simp in the past GuadaGuada events, the brown haired boy knew anything could happen in this rerun...but at least he would get to see Okita Alter again.

The other Okita Souji from a timeline where the Counterforce saved her had captured the male master's heart last year as they fought legions of enemies together alongside Rider Ryoma. The girl just as cute as her Saber counterpart....but had a bigger bust and was tan which was extremely alluring to Ryan. It help that the two got along very well which made it so much sadder when she dissolved after the event due to her task, but at least he would now get a second chance at possibly making her one of his servants. However...he also wanted to bring some backup in case things got crazy like they usually do.

So, as Nobu, Okita, Chacha, and Ryoma walked into the command center ready to rayshift into the event's singularity, the GuadaGuada servants were surprised to their master standing in front of a summoning circle.

"Hey Master!," Nobu exclaimed as her and the rest of the GuadaGuada gang walked towards him. "What are you up to?"

"He's obviously summoning a new servant.," Oryou said. "Why else there be a summoning circle be out?"

"Oryou's right. I thought we could use the extra help.," Ryan admitted as he pulled out a single summon ticket. "Though I don't want to use too much of my Saint Quartz...so let's just use this and see what we get!"

With that, the male master of Chaldea placed the ticket in the center of the circle. As soon as golden ticket hit the the floor, rainbow energy sparked off the circle as a powerful light blinded the group (like it always does). However, before the light died down, Ryan immediately felt a pair of small arms wrapped around his waist as he felt someone hug him front the front. As the light faded, the brown haired young man looked down to see a familiar white haired little girl stare back at him with the biggest smile on her face.

"Hi Mommy!," Assassin Jack the Ripper exclaimed. "I'm so glad we're finally together! I've missed you so much!"

"Mommy? But Ryan's a man?," Oryou said as everyone immediately began to sweat bullets.

Jack the Ripper was one of the most famous murders in history and this one always saw her master as her mother despite their gender. However, if the illusion is dismissed in any way, she could just Ryan easy. He remembered how Jack tried killing both Mashu and Mordred back in the Fourth Singularity. He knew exactly how dangerous this loli was....

"Don't listen to Oryou. She's jus an idiot.," Ryan said as he patted Jack's head.  "Of course I'm your mother."

"What did he say?!," the evil dragon yelled as she went to kill the brown haired boy, but was held back by Ryoma and Chacha.

Luckily, before anything else could happen, Summer Raikou, Ryan's self proclaimed mother, walked into the room with some box lunches. "Good. I managed to catch you before you left. I brought you all some lunches for your trip. After all, what kind of mother would let her son save the world on an empty stomach?"

Jack immediately turned to the Lancer class servant. "Grandma?"

Raikou immediately had hearts in her eyes as she hugged the young girl. "Oh my! Ryan! You never said I had a such a cute granddaughter!"

"Umm...she just got here.," the young man admitted.

"Wait...you weren't thinking of taking this innocent young child to the rerun, were you?," the shadow prefect stated with a icy glare causing Ryan back away nervously. "As her grandmother, I won't allow any harm to come to this darling little girl!"

With that, Raikou turned to her attention back to Jack. "Come along dear. You and I are going to go bake cookies."

"Ok!." the assassin of Black exclaimed as the two back away. "Bye Mommy! See you later!"

"B-bye...," Ryan said as he knew he was most likely getting lectured by his mother when he got back. "Come on guys....let's go before anything else happens."

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As Ryan walked back to his room after finally finishing the rerun, all he wanted was a nice long rest. However, he then immediately noticed a huge line of his female servants leading up to his room.

"What in world?!," he yelled. "What's going on here?!"

"Back of the line!," Izumi, Ryan's bodyguard, exclaimed until she noticed who she was talking to. "Oh hey boss! Didn't see you there!"

"Izumi....what did you do?," the male master of Chaldea asked. "Why are there all these women lined outside my room?"

"It's not my fault.," the white haired girl stated. "I am just following orders. The little boss lady wanted everyone to come for an interview to see who her new daddy is."

"Wait...what?!," Ryan exclaimed as he ran towards his bedroom as he had to navigate through many women.

When he finally managed to get inside his room, he saw Jack  and Raikou sitting at his desk interviewing BB. "So, should you be my new daddy?"

"Simple. I am already a mother.," BB stated with a smile as she pulled out pictures of Melt and Passionlip. "See these girls? They can be your new sisters."

"Hmm...tempting.," Jack said before shaking her head. "But I already have a mommy. Next!"

"But....," the Mooncancer class servant began to say as Raikou got up and dragged the AI away as the applicant, Summer Medb, walked into the room.

"Jack!," Ryan said causing the girl to turn and smile as she saw her mother.

"Mommy!!," Assassin said happily as she got up and ran to hug her parent. "You're back! Did you miss me?"

The boy thought for a moment and remembered not to make the murder loli angry. "Yes I did...but what are you doing?"

"I'm looking for a new daddy!," Jack stated. "I want you to be happy! Grandma and Miss Izumi are helping me with interviewing applicants."

She immediately turned to Medb. "Not you. Begone thot!"

"Aww...that's sweet.," Ryan said with a smile. "Wait...where did you learn that word?"

"Miss Izumi.," the murder loli said her stomach rumbled. "Mommy...I'm hungry."

"I guess we can go to the cafeteria and get something to eat.," the male master of Chaldea said as he took his daughter's hand. "Let's get going."

"Can grandma come?," Jack asked.

"Of course I'm coming.," Raikou said as she walked up to the pair. "I still have introduce to your uncles (Kintoki and Kintoki Rider)."

"I have uncles?!," the girl exclaimed. "Best day ever!"

The trio then walked out of the room as Jack hang a Closed sign on the door causing the girls waiting in line to groan as Jalter yelled, "Wait! Come back! It was my turn next!"