Wedding Wars
It was just a normal day at Chaldea. For once, there seemed to be nothing going on as everyone was simply relaxing and enjoying not having to fight for their lives. However, that was about to change when suddenly a familiar scence appeared on every screen in Chaldea.
Yep....she's at it again. That's just great...
Move over Other Senpai, I'm taking it from here! Hello everyone 💜! It's everyone's favorite Kouhai, BB! So, is anyone else bored? I mean it seems like nothing is going on. Everyone just seems to be doing nothing...and I can't stand that.
So~I decided to set something up for all of you. You see, I kidna—I mean recruited Senpai to play a little. I have placed in my own Sakura Maze and all he has do is get out, but there's a catch💜!! Someone may or may not have made ten other girls drink the love potion I created, which I used on Senpai earlier this year, and now they are loved crazed girls who desperately want Senpai for their own....well, more than usual. Anyways, if Senpai wants to make it out of the maze a free man, he'll have to avoid my ten pure maidens!! So I officially welcome you all to the Wedding Wars. Now let's watch Senpai squirm!!!
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As soon as Ryan heard BB's announcement, the boy immediately began to run out of rage and fear. He couldn't believe that he fell into BB's trap....again. He had just been his room about to play Persona 5 for the first time when the BB came in asking for his help with something....only for her to immediately knock him out. When he came to, the master had found himself in the Sakura Maze now wearing a fancy black tux which he hated because Ryan hates wearing formal wear.
Now he here was running through a maze hoping to avoid ten girls high off BB's crazy love potion. Ryan swore if he made it out of this experience alive, he would severely punish BB. The boy smiled evilly as he thought of the things he would make his other kouhai do when he suddenly ran into someone knocking them both onto the group. The boy groaned in pain as he looked to see who he had crashed into only to immediately start sweating in terror.
"Hello my beloved student...," Lancer Scathach said in a pure white version of usual outfit with hearts in her eyes. "Are you ready for our wedding?"
"Nope!!," Ryan exclaimed as he immediately got up and began to ran away as fast as he could.
"Hey!! Where do you think you're going?," the Celtic bride asked both confused and annoyed. "Isn't your dream to be my husband?! Come back and marry me!"
The brown haired boy just continued to run as he noticed that Scathach hadn't started chasing him yet. Maybe the love potion had messed with their logic a bit. However, he knew sooner or later, the Queen of Shadows was going to start chasing him. As he continued running through the maze turning corners hoping he didn't run into a dead end, the master ran into his second bride.
"Greetings Master....I'm ready to become your queen.," Saber Artoria Pendragon stated with a soft and gentle smile. "Come and take what's yours."
Ryan has to admit: he had dreamt about this many times in the past two years. The King of Knights looked absolutely beautiful that Ryan has stopped for a moment to admire her beauty. However, he quickly came back to his senses as he remember that Saber was under the influence of BB's potion.
"Sorry Saber! Not today!," the boy said began running in the opposite direction of the blonde haired girl. "You look beautiful by the way."
"Really? Thank you.," Artoria said with a slight blush appearing on her face.
"You fool! He's getting away!!!," Scathach exclaimed from somewhere nearby as the boy continued to run for his single life.
He ran and ran until he once again ran into not one, but two brides. "Oh come on! Can't I catch a break?!"
"Come now boy.," Francis Drake said with a flirtatious smile. "Marry me and we can party everyday for the rest of your life."
"Hi Darling!," Tamamo no Mae cooed blowing her beloved a kiss. "We're already married in my eyes. Let's just make it official in the eyes of the law."
Ryan began to back away when he realized he had ran into a dead end as the two crazed brides closed in. Luckily, he got an idea.
"Ok. Just close your eyes and I'll give you both a kiss to seal our vows.," the brown haired boy suggested as the two girls smile before doing what he suggested.
He then immediately slowly walked up to them both....before going into a full sprint past them. He could hear the two girls rage behind him as Drake shot rubber bullets him. Luckily, Drake and Tamamo were suddenly tackled by Scathach and Artoria causing them all to fall to the ground because it was hard to run in heels. After that, Ryan continued to run for awhile until he once again ran into yet another bride.
"Hello Master...," Ruler Jeanne D'Arc said with a sweet smile. "I'm ready to be your only wife. Let's us make our vows together in the eyes of the Lord."
The Saint of Orleans immediately moved in as the forced groom thought this was it. However, a miracle happened as another familiar bride walked up with jealousy in her eyes.
"Oh no you don't!!! Ryan is mine!," Jalter yelled in her beautiful wedding dress as she walked up to her counterpart. "Now back off you home wrecker!!!"
"Again he isn't yours!," Jeanne yelled back her Alter. "Besides, Master is going to marry me. After all, I'm the real Jeanne."
The Dragon witch growled as she pointed her blade as the Ruler class servant's chest. "He summoned me first and we all know he likes me the most, you damm holy woman!!!"
The two holy women were so busy arguing that they failed to notice that Ryan had run off once more. As he continued to run, he could hear the angry brides searching for him with both Jeanne and Jalter now joining the mob. Seriously, where was the freaking exit to this cursed maze?!
The boy was so busy running he failed to see another bride right in front of him. He immediately fell to the ground as he saw the woman he had run into this time.
"Hello darling....I'm glad you finally came to me.." Lancer Artoria Pendragon stated with same loving smile her younger counterpart gave him earlier. "I'm ready to begin the next stage of our lives together."
The master drooled for a moment before coming back to his senses. "I'm sorry, but I can't mar—"
The boy was immediately cut off as Rhongomyiad pierced the ground next to him as the Lion King smiled coldly at him. "I'm not taking no for answer."
The mature King of Knights began to close in on her beloved as Ryan began to accept his fate. However, suddenly the Lancer class servant was hit in the face by a jewel blast as the duo looked to see the eighth bride march towards them.
"Move away from my property you blonde bimbo!!," Archer Ishtar yelled. "I called dibs on him ages ago! Ryan is will be my husband whether he likes it or not!"
Artoria turned to her groom and smiled. "Hold on for a moment dear. I have some business to take care of before the wedding. Don't you go anywhere or I can't promise your safety."
With that, the two divine servants began to fight amongst each other as Ryan, deciding he wanted to live, ran away in pure terror. He ran as fast as he could until he saw something in the distance....the exit. It was so freaking beautiful that boy made a mad dash for it. However, as he closed in on it, his luck finally ran out as he was tripped by the ninth bride.
"Good afternoon Senpai.," Mashu said sweetly as she looked down towards her master. "Looks like I win...I always knew you would end up with me. So...are you ready?"
"Wow....you look amazing Mashu.," Ryan admitted as he got up. "Now I wish we were getting married because...you're absolutely beautiful."
"Aww...Senpai.," the purple haired girl sighed as the two began to lean in for a kiss...until the heard the mob of angry brides running towards led by the final bride.
"There he is, girls!!!," Bride Gudako screamed with a sweet yet pervert smile on her face. "Remember if you let me marry him, I'll happily share him with you! Now get him!!"
Upon seeing this, Mashu sighed as she turned towards her beloved Senpai. "Run the exit...I'll hold them off."
"Wait...what?," Ryan asked before suddenly being sweetly kissed by his kouhai.
"Go.," the Shielder class servant said as she turned towards the enemy. "I love you Senpai."
Ryan hesitates for a moment, but he knew this was his only chance. He began to run towards the exit as he heard Mashu scream in refinance and love in her heart, "LORD CAMELOT!!!!"
"Mashu! You traitor!!," Gudako and the other bride last yelled as the purple haired girl's barrier prevented them from stopping Ryan from reaching the exit.
As soon as he made it, the brown haired boy found himself being teleported to BB Studios where the evil kouhai was just sitting at her desk with a shock expression on her face. "Wait ....what was just happened?! That wasn't suppose to happen!!"
"It look like your plan failed.," Ryan said with a smile on his face. "Game over BB."
"That's what you think!," the Mooncancer class servant exclaimed as the boy suddenly being bound by magical runes.
"Crap baskets!," Ryan yelled as he tried to escape, but he was trapped.
"Looks like I win, Senpai 💜," BB stated as she changed her mystic code into her nurse outfit. "But don't worry...I'll take good care of you..."
The evil kouhai moved in as she readied to make Ryan hers....only for Summer Saint Martha to appear out of nowhere and knock the nurse out. "I believe Master said Game over. Learn your place..."
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As Mashu woke up, she felt a bit nauseous and had some holes in her memories. The last thing she remembered was BB giving her something to drink and then nothing. Suddenly, she felt something grab her hand as she turned to see. Ryan holding her hand.
"I'm glad you're awake.," the boy said with a smile.
"Senpai?," the girl asked confused. "What happened?"
"BB and her usual stuff.," the brown haired boy admitted. "She gave you and nine other girls that love potion of hers before having you chase me through a maze. Luckily, we managed to stop and Da Vinci gave you all the antidote in time...though you will feel nauseous for a little bit."
"Oh....that make sense.," Mashu said with a soft smile. "I hope I didn't hurt you."
"Actually you did the exact opposite.," Ryan said. "You're the reason why I beat BB. While the other girls tried to make theirs, you allowed me to escape the maze while you held them off. Thank you Mashu."
The girl immediately blushed bright red. "Umm....it was nothing!!! I'm glad I could help you Sen-"
Mashu was immediately cut off as she felt her Senpai passionately kiss her. The two young adults melted into passionate make out session before they finally separated smiling at each other.
"Hey Mashu....when you're feeling better, so you want to go on a date with me?," Ryan asked.
Mashu just smiled. "I would love to."
Meanwhile somewhere else in Chaldea, BB was being forced to write I will not kidnap and put Senpai in danger over and over again with Holmes, Summer Martha, and the recovered yet sad Jeanne D'Arc watching her.
"I just wanted to have some fun with Senpai...was that so wrong?," BB asked with tears in her eyes.
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