(So the movie is very bad.  No denying that.  So I'm not even going to try and include anything from its plot and just write how I think a Slenderman movie should go.  Got that?  COOL!)

Narrator: November 27th 2009... It started off as just any other day in Brushwind Village... Adults went to work... Kids went to school... Little did 5 young elementary schoolers know that the evening of that day... Was going to become the most horrific night of their lives..."

THE SLENDERMAN...

*An average school day is just finishing up and 5th grader Elliot is grabbing his backpack and heading outside to meet up with his friends Kara, Chandler, Tim, and his two month younger sister Elisa*

Elliot: *Runs up to them* "Hey guys! Good to see ya!"

Chandler: "Heh. Took you long enough slowpoke!"

Elliot: "Hey it's not my fault! My teacher dragged math out for like ten extra minutes!"

Tim: "Well whatever. Important thing is we're all out for the weekend now!"

Kara: "Heh heh yep! Good thing too because I'm sick of Brushwind Elementary springing a test every other week... I'm just fed up with it."

Elisa: "I hear you girl... There's too many..."

Chandler: "Anyways, Elliot you said you found us a quicker way to get home right?"

Elliot: "Oh yeah! If we go through these woods here we won't have to go around and it should be a straight shot shortcut to our neighborhood's entrance!"

Kara: "Huh... Well if it's faster I'm interested."

Elisa: "Me too."

Chandler: "Yeah."

Tim: "I-I don't know guys... These woods are huge... W-What if we get lost..."

Kara: "Don't be such a scaredy cat you big baby. Come on."

Tim: *Sigh* "Fine... But if we get lost it's your fault Elliot!"

Elliot: "Deal."

*The kids go and grab their bikes and pedal off into the woods... Little do they know just what awaits them...*

*The kids end up pedaling for over 1.5 hours and realize there's still nothing around but seemingly endless woods and now the sun is starting to go down*

Elisa: "Elliot...? Where are we? We've been pedaling forever!"

Elliot: "...We're lost... I have no idea where we are..."

Tim: "Oh great! Now we're lost in god knows how deep of woods with the sun going down! It's so cold out here tonight we'll likely freeze to icicles before anyone finds us!"

Chandler: "Stay calm we have jackets, and beanies, and other manner of warm clothing on. We should be able to last long enough for SOMEONE to come by and find us."

Kara: "I hope you're right... I don't wanna spend the night in a snow covered woods with no sun and warmth..."

*The kids try to wait for a bit but no one comes and now it's dusk and the sun is disappearing quickly*

Elliot: "This isn't good... No one's coming..."

Elisa: "What do we do then?! The snow and foliage has become too thick to pedal through!"

Elliot: "Everyone leave your bikes behind... We're gonna have to find a way out on foot."

Tim: "Ok..." *Drops bike*

*The other kids do the same and they start stepping through knee deep snow and thick brush to try and find a way out of the woods and after 2 hours of looking and all of them having depleted the water bottles they have the sun has completely gone down and their only source of light now is a flashlight Tim happened to have*

Chandler: "Guys look! Something's on this tree!"

Kids: ? *Come take a look and are unnerved by it*

Kara: "It's just a piece of paper with a drawing of a tall dude in a suit... With no face..."

Tim: "Why is no scrawled all around it like that? Has someone else been to this part of the woods before us?"

Elliot: "Yeah... Maybe..." *Looks around the area and thinks he sees a figure standing motionless in the distance but when he looks back to that spot the figure is gone* "...Guys... I don't think we're alone... I saw something standing out in the woods that disappeared..."

Chandler: "You're probably just seeing things. I doubt there's anyone else out in this part of the woods."

Elliot: "Yeah I hope..."

*They trek through some more forest and eventually come across some old house that seems to be empty*

Elisa: "A house? Out here?"

Tim: "Who on Earth builds a house this far out from civilization?"

*The group looks at the front door and find another piece of paper this time with RUN written in giant letters on it*

Elliot: "...Maybe someone is here... Let's go inside..."

*The friends go inside the house unaware of the tall suited man watching them from the tree line...*

Slenderman: ... *Stalks towards the house quietly*

*The kids just walk around the house for a while but no one's there and the furniture is all old and tarnished*

Chandler: *Sigh* "No one's here..."

Tim: *Leans against fireplace* "So what are we gonna do then? We're stuck out here, no one knows where we are, and it's the middle of the night!"

Kara: "Guys Shh! Do you hear that...?"

*The kids listen and then they hear it... footsteps creaking on the roof*

Elisa: *Quietly* "Someone's here..."

*There's suddenly a flash of light outside the window and the kids see him... The pale blank faced black suited Slenderman looking inside*

Kids: "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Elliot: "RUNNNNNNN!!!"

*They all run outside and run as fast as they can but Slenderman keeps teleporting everywhere causing them to run back and forth and every which way to try and escape*

Tim: *Suddenly impaled through the back by a tentacle and blood shoots out of his chest* "ARGHHHH!!!"

Chandler: "TIM!"

Tim: *Dragged back into the darkness of the woods* "AHHHHHHHHH-!"

Kara: "Come on! Let's go! Now! He's gone!"

Elisa: "Sorry Tim..."

*The others keep moving and find an old barn and hide in an old small stable that has a lockable gate and barbed wire over the top that seals them inside*

Elliot: "In here quick!"

*The four kids duck inside and close and lock themselves in but all of them are having vivid nightmarish hallucinations of Tim being torn limb from limb and bleeding out all over the snow*

Kara: "Oh lord..."

Slenderman: *Begins stepping outside the barn and the kids hear his heavy footfalls as he approaches*

Elisa: *Super quiet whisper* "Guys look another paper..."

*This one is mainly scrawled nonsense drawings with you can't hide all over it*

*Suddenly the stable gate is pulled off it's hinges and Slenderman is peering in at them*

Kids: "AHHHHHH!!!"

Chandler: "Through here!!!" *Crawls quickly through a crawl space and the others follow but unfortunately for Kara she's too slow and Slendeman's long arm grabs her leg before she gets out*

Kara: "AHHHH! LET ME GO!" *Kicks at his hand*

Elliot: "KARA!" *grabs her and tries to pull her back* "Come on!"

Slenderman: *tears her leg clean off her body*

Kara: "ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Elliot: "NO!"

*Slenderman's long arms knock Elliot aside and they grab Kara and pull her back into the dark*

Kara: "NOOOOOOOO-!" *The sound of her body being gutted and blood spilling across the ground if heard as the three surviving kids sprint off into the woods as quick as they can*

Slenderman: *Raises head and sees them running off* ... *walks after them*

Elliot: "GO! GO! GO! There has to be someway to get out of these nightmare woods!"

*Slenderman suddenly appears in front of them making them hallucinate vivid images of the deaths of Tim and Kara*
Kids: "NO! AHHH! STOP!

*All three of them take off in different directions and Slenderman looks between them before deciding to follow after one*

Chandler: *Runs for what feels like forever and collapses in the snow feeling another piece of paper* "What is this...?" *Looks at and sees a picture of the man with the words, "you can't leave his sick game..."* "My god I'm gonna die in here..." *Tries to keep spirits up and keeps walking but soon Slenderman appears* "AHHH!! WAIT!! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU DESERVE DYING?!"

Slenderman: *Grabs him with his tentacles and lifts him up off the ground by his neck*

Chandler: "Ack! Ack! Blegh!" *Choking sounds* "Please...! Don't!"

Slenderman: *Simply twists the tentacles tighter*

Chandler: "AAGGGGHHHHH!!!" *Head pops clean off his body from the pressure and rolls up to Slenderman's feet*

Slenderman: ... *lets Chandler's body go and it slumps down and collapses on its back* ... *Walks off to find the other two*

Elisa: *Ran all the way back to the house and has barricaded herself in the large walk in closet and breaths a sigh of relief... But then the lights come on showing the dead bodies of all of Slenderman's previous victims including her 3 slain friends* "AHHHHHHHHHH!! NONONONONONO!"

*Slenderman suddenly appears and using his giant leg he kicks her back through the barricaded door and into the wall*

Elisa: "GAH! Ouch..."

Slenderman: *Grabs her with a giant broomstick in hand*

Elisa: "I'll never be afraid of you-"

Slenderman: *Drives the broom handle down her throat and out the back of her neck causing her to choke, bleed out, and die* ... *Yanks the broomstick out of her throat*

Elisa: *Blood pools from her mouth as she slumps over to the side and collapses*

Slenderman: *Takes joy in what he's been doing but remembers there was one more that ran off to the north when he appeared to the last three to scare them away from each other* ... *Starts walking to the north to find the last one in Elliot*

*Meanwhile at the edge of the woods after running for almost 3 miles Elliot finally bursts out of the tree-line and collapses in the snow, gagging because he felt like throwing up from all the running but also crying because he's finally safe but he lost his friends and sister to that monster in the woods*

Elliot: *Crying* "Why did it have to be us...?  We're just innocent kids..." *Suddenly feels paper* "Huh...?" *Pulls it out and reads it and all it has written is, "NO ESCAPE"* "Wait what?!"  *A tentacle snags around his leg*

Elliot: "NO!  PLEASE NO!  I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEEEEE-!" *Dragged away into the woods and disappears*

*One week later*

*Elliot was found wandering the roads near the town exit and was returned to his parents but ever since he's been found he's been distant, cold, and didn't answer any questions parents or officers were asking him*

*Elliot's parents talk about the issue in the living room when Elliot comes in*

Mom: "Elliot!  What are you doing up?!"

Father: "It's bedtime mister!"

Elliot: "Can you both close your eyes?  I wanna show you something."

Mom: "Well ok..."

*She and the dad both shut their eyes only for Elliot to pull out a mowing scythe and slice both their heads CLEAN OFF*

Elliot: "There we go..." *Sits on the couch between the two corpses and just casually watches TV*

*Back at that house in the woods*

Radio: *Springs to life and starts talking* "Following the tragic disappearance of four 5th grade youths the sole survivor of the incident was found guilty of murdering both his parents and has now been admitted to a mental institution.  We still don't know what caused this boy to lose control but whatever it is he must've seen something in those woods that man was never meant to see..."

Slenderman: *Knocks the radio over with a grunt and then stares at the camera* ... *Reaches up and crushes the camera's lens and blacks out the screen*

*The credits roll*

(So yeah.  Not super long but that's how I'd write a Slenderman movie if I could.  I think it would work way better than the movie we got and I hope you guys like it since I wrote this all in the middle of the night what is wrong with me-?  Anyways Lata!)