Internet

I overheard some teens talking about internet- the thing that gives you acces to everything. I didn't know anything about it, so I decided to take lessons from them, which is simply asking them about everything. (The fact, that I am and was a teen, is very stupid, but well it's not my fault that I never really needed intetnet).

To my surprise, they explained everything. Which really didn't solve any of my problems; it brought new ones instead. For example: how do I get internet? I have to pay for that, and for vodka's sake I ain't paying. I know, that it is free in some places, but oh well I don't really know where. Besides, what if my crush is in one of theese places? He'll think I'm poor! I want to be a rich bad boy when he sees me, so somehow I have to get acces to the internet without him seeing me. From the other side... He can't be everywhere! So... I can't give up...! Not now! Now that I know internet better, I have a chance to shine!
I have to get TikTok!
I have to have followers!
I have to become the Russian president!