Played by-Tim Curry

I know, another Tim Curry role. What can I say? He's my favorite actor. Anyway, Drake is a very interesting villain I have to say. I admit, I do not find his ego very attractive or his bullying, but there are other qualities that I do like. For instance, he is very strong, smart, brave, and rather handsome. He has determination, and great strength and lastly, an excellent singing voice. Oh and two important things about him. One, he refuses to loose. Two, don't make him laugh.

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Lyrics-

Don't make me laugh!

Don't make me laugh!

My funny friend,

Don't make me bend in half!

Don't be a card, babe,

Don't mess with Drake!

Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache!

Don't make me laugh,

Don't pull my leg,

May I suggest you would do best to beg!

If you say, "No", miss,

If you refuse,

This is your notice that I refuse to lose

Say, "Yes", my love, and go with a winner

Believe me: that would be wiser

Say, "No", poor dove and you're a shark's dinner

And Hubie's the appetizer

Get the picture?

Don't make me laugh,

Or slap my knee

I'm no hyena,

So Marina,

What'll it be?

Right this way to the Drake Estate, or write your epitaph?

You choose your fate,

Don't make me wait,

And baby... don't make me laugh!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!