*skip to 3rd of January*

it's 1 PM!why did i wake up so freaking early?grrr....i am dressed like this:--->

um...did i ever tell you that my last name is actually Torres,not Black?yeah,as Dahvie Vanity's Lil Sys.yep i know he is a BOTDF member!i just...miss him...SKYPE!

i enter and...BINGO!i enter on videocall.Bill is still asleep.i hop i wont wake him up

me:HEEEEY DAHVIE!!!

i said i HOPE i wont wake him.i didnt say ill actaully try

Dhavie:HEEYY!!lookie here!i misss you so fucking much,lil' sus!how are you?where are you?lots of other stupid questions?

me:*straight face*my fave colour is a black strawberry*

after that,we bursted laughing*

Dahvie:yep.still old you

he is 25.

me:ok so by now,i must say that i had the best Christmas and New Year EVER!

Dahvie:oh really?how is that?arent you still in that bloody orphanage with our slut of a sister?

me:actaully no...i got adopted

Dahvie:*gasp*JAYY COME HERE AND SEE MY SYS!by who?

me:do you know that when we lived together i liked this band named Tokio Hotel?

Jayy:*intrerupting*HEYY THERE!you must be Raven!plasure to meet you!

me:*fake posh accent*well there,dear Jayy Von,I am highly delighted to finally meet you aswell.and *normal voice*thats what she said

Jayy:*laughing*your sys is EPIC!

Dahvie:i knooooow.now what about Tokio Hotel?

me:well...the twins kinda entered the orphanage...and i was called in the principal's office,after ALMOST being killed again,and she said*winking at Jayy*that someone wants to adopt me...but i,being me,didn't see anyone,like i ALWAYS do,and go in my room,kinda cursing the bitch...but whateber....I continued my carving on the door,and after i finished,i walked to my warderobe and paked,cuz i wanted to run away.then this "misteryous guy"enter in my room,and IDK how,but i talked to him calmly as possible,without cursing too  much or killing anybody,and he turned out to be Bill Kaulitz.End of story.

Dahvie+jayy:*whistling*thats one sotry.

me:true.but so far,it has beedn the best time EVER!i mean...the first nest thing happened before i want to my new home:humilating my freaking twin

Jayy:so you have 2 sisters,huh?

Dahvie:yes.this 1 is the best thing,when the other one is a wh0re

me:or worse....anywhre:i grabbed a "dill-doe"from the principal's drawer,put it in a beatifuly wraped box and gave it to my twinnie.then starting to tell her about the last night and how the walls were twin and someone 5 miles away didn't hear her them,when i kinda "sang"-Do you wanna fuck me-Eminem&Tom Kaulitz(it's actually Byz,but go with it)then...we kinda ran to the car

we laughed like crazy

Dahvie:so after this fuckery,what was the craziest thing you've ever done?

me:well...lemme see...

-?-:lemme call Tom,and then we can talk about the horror movie night

i didn't know Billy was awake

me:when in the name of Spongebob's squarepants did you wake up?

Bill:when you yelled'HEEYYY DAHVIEE!!!

me:seems legit

Tom enters

Tom:mornin'!

me:to you too.now come 'ere and lets tell my bro 'bout the Horror Movie Night,

Tom:*laughing*that was the craziest night EVER

Bill+me:so true/fudging trur

Bill:ok so first of all,Raven texted me at 10 pm to watch a Horror movie and plot how to scare Tom,cuz it was Halloween

Dahvie:obviously she would do that...

me:and i chose The Shining.it was scary,but you know me

Dahvie:you laugh at every scary part,so you wont see it,and you make the others MORE scared

Tom:so true.ok.then after the film,i went to sleep and they went too.i think after 15 minutes i hear scream and i realized it was Bill and Raven,and i went to inspect,then

me:then looking for us,i screamed something like"DONT KILL US!SOMEBODY HEL US!DONT RAPE US!

Bill:and i was something like"NOBODY WILL HEAR YOU!HERE!I WILL SCREAM FOR YOU!AHHH SOMEBODY HELP!!!

me and we went running in the kitchen and got a knife,put hte ketchup on it,obviously me being me,i poured some on me and Bill too...cool,right?ok then i kinda knocke on the window like the killer escaped,and then Tom was like...

Tom:oh Mien Gott!i think is all just my imagination.im going back to sleep!and i actually did that!but NOOOO!after 10 precious minutes of sleeping,i see 2 freaks in ketchup,the madder one with aketchup knife above my head!and then they scream..

me+Billy:HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Bill:then,we saw Tom's angry expression,si i dragged Raven back to the kitchen,but we stumbled,so we fell,and Tom came and looked at us like he was going to kill us...and then...

me:Tom picked me up,put me on his shoulder,and went to his room and locked the door and said

Tom:what about you help me get my revenge on Bill,and i wont scare you,and you said.DEAL.and guess what was our plan?

Jayy:you were going to fake kill her?

Dahvie:neah.too obvious for Ravem....I GOT IT!Rape you!

me:*smirking*you know me so well,brother dear!ok so it was the craziest thing EVER!i mean,Tom had experience,but me?from what?movies?my twin's sounds and moans every frikking night?imagionation?

Dahvie:yes.all of them.i would like you to meet Purdy Porn.you would be like twins,with your dirty minds.

me:ohhh!i Skyped with him!his really cool.and BTW!i dont have a dirty mind!my imagination is just Sexy!

Dahvie+Jayy:*laughing*continue

Tom:ok so what we did was jumping on the damned bed,me unziping a jacket's zip,and lots of BLOODY RAPIST screams from Raven

me:and both of us trying not to burst into laughter cuz Billy was banging on the foor.

Bill:can you blame me?i was worried,right?i adopted you and i was responsible of you!

me+Tom:*laughing*RUBBISH!she is/I am Mature enough!

Bill:*sigh*if you say so...but im still older than you

me:17

Bill:still older

me:10 minutes

Tom:thats right,Bill

Bill:10 minutes!

me:still older!

Bill:you are the youngest here!

me:fuck you!

Bill:as you wish

me:*smirking at Jayy,who got me idea,cuz his eyes got the evil shine,and he  was smirking knowingly*Jayy,fuck Bill!

Jayy:anytime

Bill:*jawdropped*WHAT?

Dahvie:*laughing*I GOT IT!SYS,YOU ARE A GENIUS!

me:thanks.first,Billy,you didnt pay attention!i never said I fuck YOU.i just said FUCK you.so therefor,there can be different subjects,like "I,You,We,They...etc"so i kinda made Jayy be the one,and 2.Jayy is Jayy

Bill:1.Damn your cleverness and 2.WHAT?

Dahvie:*laughing*Jayy here is Gay,but it sounds better like that.

Tom:ABSTRACT!*laughing*

me:*Elvis voice*Thank you.Thank you very much!

we laughed

Dahvie:*evil smirk*so ,sister do you...

me:yes i do

Dahvie:WHAT?

me:you heard me.

Dahvie:how and when?

me:love and Christmas

Dahvie:and you didnt tell me cuz...?

me:I forgot?that and my Skype password...

them:what are you talking about?

Dahvie:so you never told me a name.i guess is one of the 2

me:so freaking right

Dahvie:lemme guess.hedgehog?

me:you know me so bloody well

Dahvie:and i believe...

me:nope.you know my rule.i will NEVER break it

Dahvie:i am happy for you 2

me:thanks

them:WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

me:*sigh*he asked me if i had a boyfriend.i mean...really?i thought you'd understand!

Jayy:he didnt ask

me:i knew what he wanted to say

Jayy:ok.so who i it?

me,Dahvie and Tomi point to Bill,while he unnoticable0just by me0blushed

Jayy;well that is cool.congrats...i think?

me:GG. i remembered something....Dahvie...what about...

Dahvie:which?

me:guess?

Dahvie"lemme put the sound

Jayy:*smirking*fave song?

me:one of them

we start to sing:Sexting!-BOTDF

we ended up laughing like MADPEOPLE!!!

Dahvie:GOSHNESS!I ALMOST FORGOT!HAPPY BIRTHDAY,MOTHAFUCKKING SISTER!!!

me:THANKS MO-FO BROTHER!!!

Dahvie:am i da 1st?

me:life or death?

Dahvie:death pelase...

me:then...nope.Billy was the first

Dahvie:am i at least the second?

me:third

Dahvie:at least i am in Top 3

Jayy:HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!see!im the fourth!

me:it seems like you dont get the gold in every race(Start Power)

Dahvie:yeahh....

Tom:but whats the "life or death" thing?

Dahvie+me:death is a painful truth and life is a beautiful lie.

they OHHH-ed

Jayy:well...we wanna see you guys at our concert tomorrow.andBlack Veil Brides will perform before us so it will be epic.

me:sounds epic.we'll come.wait us 20 minutes before the concert,backstage,so we can enter,ok?

Dahvie+Jayy:Ay,Ay,Cap'n(reminds pe of Capndesdes,EPIC youtuber)

me:bye bitches!

Dahvie+Jayy:GET THE STICHES!BYEEE

we ent our convo,and i purst into laughter

they seemed confused,so i show them the song:Bitches get the Stiches-BOTDF

the rest of the day all we did was chill at the hotel,b'cuz tomorrow is a LOOONG day