THE OFFICE SQUAD: OPERATION WHEEIN & JAEBUM

"So here we have a horny gay couple and two oblivious shits who wouldn't confess," Mina scoffs as she leans against Hongjoong and Haechan, and they both nod in agreement, looking at the two targets they have today.

They were hiding behind a wall, looking at the the two clueless people. The other couple went out of the office for lunch together.

"Somehow we were the reason why Yeosang and Jungkook ended up together, so we might actually have Jaebum and Wheein together too," Hongjoong muttered and Haechan and Mina nodded.

"First, we need to let them spill those beans first. It's obvious Jaebum has a thing for Wheein, I don't know about Wheein herself but... she's obviously being oblivious," Haechan interferes.

"But they hate each other, like hate hate each other. Like they always insult each other yet they go so well together, you know what I mean?" Mina says as they stare at Jaebum, who was scratching his butt.

"All we need to do is ask, right? Wheein is kinda smart enough in catching up with these. It's best we ask Jaebum first," Mina continues.

"Are you saying Jaebum hyung is dumb?"

"NO! I mean he probably has two braincells but he's probably smart I guess for a guy who doesn't know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell," Mina rolls her eyes before standing up, slowly walking over to Jaebum with Hongjoong and Haechan behind her.

Jaebum was quietly watching his favorite kdrama. He was wearing earphones and he didn't notice the trio creeping up to him like some damn fools. Just as he was about to get to the spicy bed scene he was anticipating....

"Why do you like Wheein?" A voice asked and Jaebum's eyes widened as he took his earphones off, pausing the kdrama immediately.

"What?"

"You like Wheein," they said and Jaebum gave them the what the fuck look before his eyes widened in realisation.

"No I don't! What makes you think I do?!" Jaebum exclaimed as he looked at the floor.

"Your face is red, you're sweating, you avoid eye contact...," Hongjoong says.

"And something's rising.... and it ain't Jesus," Mina said before pulling Hongjoong and Haechan away, leaving Jaebum dumbfounded.

Then, he slowly looked down, and his eyes widened even more.

Hahaha, his dingdong was bulging, great.

Next, the trio went to Wheein, who was working on her seperate cubicle. They peeked through her workspace which comprised of many reports with deadlines due.

"What do you think about Jaebum?" Haechan suddenly asks and Wheein jumped on her seat, quickly looking at the three creeps beside her.

"You scared the shit out of me! What is it now?! Do you really have nothing to do with your lives?" Wheein sighed deeply, knowing it was just the three dumbasses she called her bestfriends.

"What do you think about Jaebum?" Hongjoong asks and Wheein exhales as she goes back to her work.

"Nothing special about him, he's a little jerk who won't stop bothering me. Even more annoying now that he's the assistant department head," Wheein rolls her eyes.

"But.... will he have a chance in dating you?" Mina asks and Wheein tsks.

"I would rather date Hongjoong than date that bastard," Wheein scoffs and Mina narrows her eyes, nodding to herself.

"So it's that bad."

"Hey!"

"Anyway, thanks for responding," Haechan said as they slowly backed away, going back to the wall.

"Welp, tough luck for Jaebum, he's too shitty for anyone to like him," Hongjoong smirks and Mina hums as she places a finger on her chin.

"I mean, Wheein noona hates Jaebum hyung too much to fall in love," Haechan said.

"I have an idea!" She smiled and Hongjoong and Haechan raised a brow.

ONE DAY LATER

"Where the fuck are you taking me?!" Jaebum screeched as he was being pushed by the three idiots, and they snickered as they looked at him.

"We told earlier that we had a blind date for you!" Mina smiled as she pushed the older man infront of a random shop in Myeongdong.

"Why? Why would I need a blind date? I already have-" Jaebum said but interrupted himself.

"Have a what?" Hongjoong smirked.

"I already have... uhmm... my hands," Jaebum gulped as they made him stop infront of a mall.

"Alright, now wait over there and don't go anywhere! We're watching!' Haechan said as the trio backed away, leaving Jaebum alone.

Jaebum sighs, tapping his foot, wondering who this mysterious person could be.

"Yo what the fuck are you doing here?!" A voice screeched and Jaebum's eyes widened as he turns his head to the woman infront of him, and Jaebum gives the most disgusted look in return despite the lucky shit liked it.

"MOPHEAD WHAT ARE YOU DOIN- OW!!" Jaebum replied but was slapped on the arm by Wheein.

"I mean, what are you doing here?!" Wheein exclaimed.

"Uh... a blind date?" Jaebum replied and she gasped loudly.

"No way... no! No way! I can't believe it! Those three little shits I hope they choke on their own spits," Wheein gritted her teeth as she looked at me.

"Don't tell me they set me up with this dumbass," she stared at me and Jaebum gasped, obviously offended.

"Well! That's mean!" Jaebum replied.

"Hey! First time here?"

Then, the two figures looked at the other two people infront of them, and they gave them a new expression.

"Jaebum hyung, Wheein noona, you're both here for a date too?" The man asked as he dragged his soon-to-be husband with him.

"Heyy, you're both on a date! We're on a date too! Looks like we'll see each other, yeah?" Jungkook beamed as he looked at his two friends, and they both slumped their shoulders.

"We are not dating! We are never dating!" Wheein defended and Jaebum pouted as he looked away.

"I'll take that as a yes, anyway... we'll be going, bye!" Yeosang smiled as the couple walked away, leaving Jaebum and Wheein behind.

"I'm gonna go talk to those-"

"Since we're both here already, might as well just spend the day since we wasted our money on the train?" Jaebum asked cheekily and Wheein opened her mouth to reply.

"I'll buy food for free."

"Fine, deal!"

MEANWHILE..

"Where's the 50,000 won?" Jungkook said as he placed his hand out to Mina and the others, and they sighed as they gave them the payment.

"Fine, but you're gonna have to help us spy on them," Hongjoong groaned and Jungkook and Yeosang rolled their eyes.

"Fine fine, we did come here because we also want them to be together," Yeosang replied as they hid behind a bush.

-

Jaebum and Wheein were walking together silently. They were on their way to a nearby restaurant and they were planning on going the movies.

"I can't believe I'm going on a date with you," Wheein scoffed and Jaebum rolled his eyes.

"Me neither, like who would like a nasty bitch like you?" Jaebum responded and Wheein snarled at him as he rolled his eyes.

"And now I have to treat you to food! Like heck, I don't even want to," Jaebum groaned.

Then suddenly, his eyes widened as he faceplanted to the ground, and Wheein's eyes widened.

"Sorry about that!" The kid laughed as he ran away, and Jaebum groaned at the ground as he tried to get up, turning to the side to look at Wheein staring down at him.

Then, Jaebum's eyes widened.

Well, Wheein was wearing a nice dress. And it suited her curves perfectly, Jaebum landed on a spot that was so near to Wheein, and Jaebum caught a glance of it.

Well, he couldn't say he didn't like it.

Wow, are those red panties?

"Jaebum, what are you staring at?" Wheein gritted and Jaebum didn't know he was looking there a bit too long.

"So... how was the view?" She smiled and Jaebum gulped, looking at Wheein's eyes.

"Nice- uh, I mean- red suits.. ah!"

"YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!" She yelled as she kicked him, sending him rolling on the grass as Wheein marched over to him.

She then started crouching down, sending punches to Jaebum which is a bit too light.

"YOU PSYCHO BITCH GET YOUR ELBOW OFF OF MY LARYNX!"

"THAT'S THE ESOPHAGUS, YOU IDIOT!"

"ASPARAGUS WHAT?! AH! OW!"

"PERVERTED LITTLE SHIT!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEING MEAN TO ME! OW!"

"THAT DOESN'T CHANGE BEING A PERVERT!"

"IT WAS A MISTAKE!"

"AND SO ARE YOU!"

"Look mama! What an incredible date! I want to roll in the dirt with my future boyfriend too!" The little girl smiled as she pointed at the two.

"So so wholesome," she gleamed and the mom looked at her in shock before dragging her away.

"I've seen you and daddy do that in bed too!"

"What?!"

"Excuse me, miss? Sir? Are you both... alright?" The old lady asked as she looked at Wheein straddling Jaebum as he laid helplessly, trying to shield himself.

"Grandma, you need to get an ambulance," she seethes, and the old lady looks at her with a confusing expression.

"But not for me."

-

After the cute little dirt date, Wheein rolled her eyes as she dragged Jaebum with her to the restroom, she decided if she wanted to spend the day with a pervert like Jaebum, she'll have to atleast clean him.

"Minutes ago, you were hitting me for checking you out, now you're treating me?" Jaebum rolled his eyes as dirt was all over their clothes.

"What do you mean check out? You were obviously looking at my private areas, you pervert! I can't believe I'm friends with you," she scoffed as she let Jaebum sit on the toilet seat in the private restroom.

"I... find it cute though," Jaebum mutters and Wheein freezes whilst taking out a cloth.

"What?"

"All those actions, that you act tough when you're not, it's cute," Jaebum says as he looks up at Wheein, and she quickly looks down on the floor.

"That's a first, seeing you being honest... I appreciate that," Wheein replies as she wets the cloth, taking it to Jaebum's face as she slowly washes the dirt off.

As they stare at each other, they couldn't help but notice the red dust in each other's faces, and they avoid eye contact by doing so, and the fact that they were both alone, in a private restroom.

"Ah!" Jaebum practically moans as Wheein touches a stinging part on his face.

"Woah, is everything okay?"

"A reminder someone is outside."

"I heard it was the couple from earlier."

"Outside, fighting in the dirt?"

"Yup, not gonna lie, it was kinda romantic."

"Well, young people these days... most of them having sex in public areas."

"Well, I heard it's a thing in Pornhub."

"Grandson, where did you get that Pornhub?"

"Uh.. I mean-"

Jaebum and Wheein stared at the door, their body flushed hot as they stared at it.

Now how are they gonna leave...

-

"What a great day, I'd say it's the best one atleast," Jaebum beamed as he walked out with Wheein, and she sighed.

"Yeah, I kinda admit, it was nice," she replied.

"Well, we kinda got suspended from the mall for a bit but it's okay," Jaebum smiled.

"I might have had wrong intentions of you," Wheein sighed as she turned to Jaebum.

"So... do I get a chance?" He wriggled his brows.

"I'll think about it. That doesn't mean I said yes though," Wheein rolled her eyes as she walked ahead of Jaebum.

"Going out with you for the first time was all right, but it doesn't mean I'd fall for you immediately. And you're still the worst guy, who oddly has the same level of crack as I do, but that's all. Anyway, see you tomorrow," she yawns before walking away, and Jaebum smirks.

In the inside, Jaebum was probably turned on or some of that intense shit.

MEANWHILE...

"It's a fucking pending thing, we can't call it success," Mina peeps from the bush and Jungkook snickers.

"Do you have the video, Haechan?" Hongjoong smirks and Haechan nods evilly as he hands his phone to Hongjoong.

"Finally, we have some good ass blackmail along with 2000 others, time to threaten them," Mina evilly laughed and Yeosang grins.

"I have to admit though, they are bold enough to fight in public," Yeosang says and Jungkook grins.

"And we're bold enough to fuck in public."

"What?"

"What?"

"What."

"What?"

"Have mercy for the singles."

"Get a fucking room, you two."

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(UNEDITED)

A/N:

LOL i just realized everyone noticed the tiny detail i put between Wheein and Jaebum so I decided to make a special chapter about these two crackheads lol.

And get yourselves bestfriends like how the office squad treats each other :p

And I also put a BONUS on the last chapter so pls check that out lol

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