We're in Columbus, Ohio for Monday Night Raw. I found out that I'll be part of a secret admirer storyline.

My brothers have a match against Cena and Ryback in the Main Event of Raw.

We're in the ring right now, talking about Justice and beating Undertaker and Hell No.

Also sending messages to Cena and Ryback. "But first, Audrey, do you have something to say about AJ Lee?" Colby asked.

I grabbed the mic.

"AJ Lee, my new challenger. I want to give you a warning. Like I said last week, be careful what you wish for. What my Shield Brothers are going to do with Cena and Ryback later tonight. It doesn't compare what I will do to you when I defend my Divas Championship and I will defeat you at your own game and retain my Divas Championship. And show you that no one is crazier than me and my Shield Brothers," I said.

3MB's theme plays. They come out. "Shield, wait one moment and shut up. You think you got business with John Cena and Ryback and Audrey's business. Uh-nah. You got some unfinished business with 3MB tonight," Heath said.

We stared at them. "Who the bloody hell are you four people are? We were mere seconds away from showing Triple H exactly we rock and roll but no. You, The Shield and your tramp of a sister, decided to crash our party," Drew said.

"And now we crash your party, and rock your faith," Jinder said. They dropped their mics, surrounding the ring.

They get in the ring and the brawl starts. I leave the ring, letting them fight.

My brothers have them down. I hear a boom sound.

I gasped softly. Kane and Bryan come out to the ring. I got in the ring, making sure they left.

We leave the ring as they got in the ring. We head to the crowd and leave.

We head backstage as I wait for the next storyline.

---

We're backstage with the camera crew. I am talking to my Shield Brothers.

"Oh, hey, Audrey," AJ said. "Oh look, who it is. It's my new challenger for my Divas Championship," I said.

"So I see you got your Shield Brothers," AJ said.

"Oh I do, I always have my Shield Brothers just like you have your bleach blond dumbass and your wannabe Roman Reigns," I said.

"Hold me back, Ziggy," AJ said. Dolph holds her back.

"Wow, you think I'm scared of you because you're my new challenger? I ain't scared of you at all. If you want my championship, good luck. I've beaten you ever since I've been here and I'll beat you again just like I beat every challenger I faced," I said.

"They tried and failed, just like you'll fail, AJ," Dean said. A guy walks over.

"I have a..," the guy paused as AJ took the gift.

"Ziggy, you didn't have to get me anything," AJ said. "I didn't," Dolph said.

"It's for Audrey Ambrose," the guy said. Roman grabs the gift, giving it to me.

"Thank you, now you can go. See you soon," I said. AJ scoffs.

"No one likes you, Audrey," Dolph said. "Well, actually, my Shield brothers loves me and also Vickie Guerrero hates you and AJ. Bye bye," I said, smiling.

I opened the bag, pulling out a pair of white pearls. "What the?" Dean said.

"Wow. It's pretty pearls. Did you guys send me this?" I asked.

"No, we didn't. Who's it from?" Colby said. I looked in the bag, seeing a note.

"Audrey, since you won the Divas Championship, I crushed on you. Hope you love your gift, enjoy," I read, being confused.

"How original, they didn't leave a name," Roman said.

"Well, it's probably AJ, Dolph and Big E trying to get into my head. Plus, theses...," I paused, biting them.

"They're fake as fake nails. I don't need fake crap," I said, throwing the pearls in the trash.

"You don't need that," Dean said. "I agree," I said, ripping the note.

"Let's go," Colby said. We walked away from the camera.

"Ridiculous. Trying to get in my head? She's pathetic," I whispered.

"Right, how stupid that AJ Lee girl is," Dean said.

One Week Later

We're in Roanoke, Virginia for Monday Night Raw. I have a tag match with Ariane and Trin against the Bella Twins and AJ Lee.

It's also promoting the Total Divas trailer. It will be airing in July.

I can't believe we'll be on a tv show.
My phone's been going off.

I got a text from a mysterious person who gave me a gift last week on Raw.

However, it's a blocked number. "You gotta be kidding me?" I asked.

"Look like you got a secret admirer," Naomi said.

"Get real. It's Dolph and Big E helping AJ trying to get in my head. I'm not stupid," I said.

"It may be but you're smarter than AJ Lee. I think you're the best Divas Champion ever," Cameron said.

"Let's stop talking about it. Let's talk about our new show Total Divas," I said.

"That's right. However, those Bella Twins think they're the real stars of Total Divas," Cameron said.

"Yeah. They can say that but the real star on Total Divas is the Divas Champion aka me. No offense to you two," I said, putting my championship on my shoulder.

"That's right. The Divas Champion is the star of the show," Naomi said. "So who's this guy? I wanna know who it is. Have you found out?" Nattie asked.

I sighed angrily, getting my phone out.

"Well they sent me this; 'Not every woman can deadlift 400 pounds, who knows their Hannah Montana quotes and look hotter than Blake Lively in the dress you wore for the Hall of Fame. I choose you'," I read.

"Well you did look pretty at the Hall of Fame," Nattie said.

"Yeah I did. But I know it's Dolph or Big E helping AJ Lee to get in my head and it ain't working and how do they know I like Hannah Montana?" I asked.

"Yeah, that's weird," Naomi and Cameron said. "I'll have Khali figure out who it is," Nattie said.

"Nattie, thank you but my Shield brothers are trying to figure it out as well. Right now, we have a match against the Bellas and AJ Lee," I said.

"Let's go. We're getting revenge on those Bella Twins," Cameron said.

"Hey, I've beat both of the Bellas at their own game. They're nothing but sore losers. So is Brie's boyfriend Daniel Bryan," I said.

"Facts," Cameron said. "You take care of AJ," Naomi said.

"I'll spear her lights out," I said. We continued to laugh off screen.

Audrey Ambrose and The Funkadactyls vs AJ Lee and The Bella Twins

The match just started. Cameron, Naomi and I are in the heel corner whilst The Bellas and AJ are in the baby face corner.

AJ's in control of Cameron, holding her down.

Cameron gets up, punching AJ in the ribs. AJ does the blow to Cameron's back.

AJ gets Cameron up, whipping her into the other corner near us. Cameron goes back first in the corner.

AJ rushed over to do Cameron. Cameron moves out of the way as AJ goes face first into the turnbuckle.

AJ grabs her face as she turns around. Cameron does a clothesline to her.

AJ gets up, Cameron grabs AJ by the hair, making her go face first into the corner.

Cameron jumps on the middle ropes as AJ gets up, turning around. Cameron does a crossbody to AJ, taking her down.

Cameron rolls off AJ, crawling to our corner. "Tag in Audrey," Naomi said.

I held my hand out, Cameron tagged me in. I get in the ring.

I looked down at AJ. She gets up as she stares at me. She slaps me in the face.

I looked down. She's laughing at me. I started smiling,

I moved my hair off my face, smiling at AJ. "Oh, AJ, I don't think you should've done that," Michael said.

AJ backed away, running to her corner. Brie gets down.

Nikki holds her hand out. AJ went to tag Nikki.

Nikki jumps off the apron. AJ starts yelling at Bella twins.

I got in position for a spear. AJ turned around and I quickly speared her.

I got her up in a mount pin. "Look at this pin," Jerry said.

"I haven't seen a pin like that in years," JBL said.

The ref Charles Robinson counts to three. The bell rings.

"Here's your winner, the Funkadactyls and the Divas Champion, Shield member, Audrey Ambrose," Justin announced.

The ref gives me my title, I put one foot on AJ Lee.

The ref lifts my arm up. "That's why Audrey's been Divas Champion for 141 days," JBL said.