Peeter: so y'all together or what

Months: no

Tidepod: can anyone smell that

Hatrick: we're on the other side of the country

Tidepod: smells like

Tidepod: bullshit

Burrito: no

Tylenol: ??? Gig is up. We know.

Months: you do not

Months: my life is a closed book

Burrito: my life is an open book I have a scab on my knee because I ran into a planter today

Burrito: also my socks are too tight somehow and I'm losing circulation to my feet :)

Peeter: go change you're a 5 minute walk back to the room

Burrito: no

Tylenol: then stop complaining

Burrito: no

Burrito: it's almost Halloween can we watch scary movies

Tidepod: tell us the truth

Peeter: let us into ur personal life I promise we won't ruin it

Months: no

Hatrick: why not we're just as invested in this relationship as u are

Burrito: you are not

Hatrick: so you admit you're in a relationship

Burrito: I DIDNT SAY THAT

Burrito:

Peeter: you still didn't deny it

Burrito:

Months: I swear to god with the dumb cat photo

Burrito:

Tylenol: DEAr goD STOP

Burrito: no

Months: nothing is happening between us okay

Months: can we put paid to this conversation

Tylenol: and talk about what

Tylenol: I hate that I knew what that meant and we aren't going to talk about why

Peeter: oho wait lets talk about why

Tylenol: NO WAIT

Tidepod: Dallon I'm ur friend and I'm sacrificing myself for you

Months: what

Tylenol: NO

Tylenol: NO NO NO

Tidepod: we've been Skyping a lot over the past few days and texting a bit and Dallon has been in the room while we do it & I guess the slang is rubbing off on him

Tylenol: you DICK why would you expose us

Hatrick: where am I

Hatrick: if this were a movie, I would leave the theater

Tylenol: me too tf

Peeter: wait so are U GUYs together or

Tidepod: I'd like to think we're getting there

Hatrick: nice

Hatrick: thank u god for this day

Peeter: NICE

Peeter: new relationship unlocked

Peeter: u kids gonna get together or what

Tylenol: not if u keep butting in

Burrito: Do you understand my frustration now

Peeter: so you admit you have something going on or what

Months: stop saying words, Brendon

Peeter: this is a true fanfic moment. My heart is full. My crops are watered. The ozone hole is nonexistent.

Hatrick: the ozone hole is there naturally with varying sunspots and seasons, we just made it a thousand times worse with the production of CFCs. It's actually healing itself since the Montreal Protocol and is getting better every year.

Peeter: the ozone hole is at a moderately environmentally friendly state. My heart is full.

Burrito: damn just study environmental science Patrick

Hatrick: no the earth is still dying and there is no future