Peeter: good morning everyone I am dropping out of school

Burrito: what

Burrito: no wait please don't I'm gonna cry

Burrito: you're LITERALLY my only friend in this whole school

Hatrick: thanks

Tylenol: yeah thanks

Burrito: neither of you go here

Tylenol: but I'm close by

Hatrick: me too

Burrito: ok ride your bike to come visit

Tylenol: no there's too much traffic

Burrito: there's alwAYS TRAFFIC

Hatrick: Anyways why

Tylenol: explain or else

Peeter: I'm gonna become an Instagram influencer

Peeter: Tidepod has inspired me

Tidepod: thanks

Burrito: are u not dropping out then

Peeter: no I pay too much money to be here

Burrito: oh thank god

Burrito: had a damn freak out in the middle of my class u dick

Months: why were you in LA if you're in school

Months: I met you like last week

Burrito: stress relief 101 babey

Tylenol: ah yes I too take spontaneous trips across the country because I have anxiety

Burrito: this is harassment I blew the equivalent to an entire Burger King paycheck on the plane ticket

Months: how much

Burrito: 350 for round trip economy flight

Burrito: that's a 25 hour work week at 15$ minimum wage in NYC. in other states it's even lower

Hatrick: wow throwback to Burger King

Months: that is the most American place you could work at

Tidepod: McDonald's

Months: I stand corrected.

Months: there are so many McDonald's it's scary. Every time I see the Golden Arches I speed run through the stages of grief

Months: I've been gobsmacked this whole trip

Burrito: I forgot u were weird for a bit

Months: cheers

Burrito: anyways I need a job lmao

Hatrick: you should look into it. It's a great way to gain experience and make friends all while making money to support yourself

Burrito: :/

Peeter: no you don't that means less time to do absolutely nothing

Burrito: valid point Pete wins

Peeter: thank u thank you everyone I'll be here all night

Tidepod: it's 9 am for you guys

Peeter: I said what I said

Peeter: why are you up at 6 am

Tidepod: grind never stops

Months: we are getting coffee

Months: cafe dulche or something

Tidepod: they have fruity pebbles donuts that's the only reason we're driving over there

Months: we've been stuck in bumper to bumper traffic for fifteen minutes I'm tired and I want food

Months: this is exactly what I would expect from America

Burrito: is LA traffic worse than New York traffic

Tidepod: yeah because I think New Yorkers walk and bicycle but LA people are stubborn and refuse to not drive

Tylenol: in Ohio we drove tractors

Hatrick: did you have roads

Tylenol: no only open fields and farms

Months: does Ohio exist

Tylenol: I think so

Burrito: counter argument: Ohio is Kansas

Hatrick: what????

Hatrick: crack? Are you on crack??

Burrito: have you ever flown to the mid-troposphere and seen the states from a wide angle with your own two eyes

Peeter: no but I'd like to

Peeter: tell me more

Burrito: this isn't a sales pitch

Peeter: can it be

Burrito: sure thing anything for u babey

Months: ????

Tidepod: what the fuck

Months: exactly what I'd expect in America.