Hatrick: Pete was telling me you guys had senior superlatives in high school

Burrito: yes

Burrito: did you not

Hatrick: I didn't know those were a real thing

Hatrick: I thought they were a trope in high school themed media

Peeter: ooo fancy words look at me I went to a private school im gonna lift my pinky finger when I drink tea

Hatrick: tell them what ur senior superlative was pete

Peeter: no

Tylenol: oh I remember hearing about this one

Burrito: it was an odd superlative title that one of the yearbook committee ppl made just for him

Peeter: I am not here for the Pete slander

Tidepod: I am

Peeter: ??? My own business partner?????

Tidepod: could be a good tiktok idea since we are probably going to migrate to that platform.

Peeter: what was ur senior superlative Josh

Tidepod: nicest smile

Peeter: fuck you

Tylenol: Pete's was most likely to get stuck on the Seattle space needle

Hatrick: wtf

Peeter: I think the worst part about that title is that they were right.

Burrito: you got stuck on the Seattle space needle

Peeter: the space lift got stuck and I was in there for like 2 hours

Tylenol: a new chapter in the Pete lore

Peeter: I'm not here for this slander

Peeter: what were ur senior superlatives

Tylenol: i didn't have one my school was too big to recognize everybody & that's ok

Burrito: most likely to win the lottery and lose the ticket

Tidepod: I already said mine but it was nicest smile

Tylenol: lawd my heart is bursting u can never do anything wrong you are an angel

Peeter: hmm what would Patrick's be

Hatrick: most likely to disappear off the face of the earth after graduating

Tidepod: did u

Burrito: did u

Peeter: hello

Tylenol: he did

Burrito: anyways I think it would be most likely to write the next literary phenomenon

Tylenol: most likely to become a rock star

Tidepod: nicest smile

Tylenol: no that one is yours Josh

Tidepod: I think everyone should have nicest smile

Tidepod: except for Pete

Burrito: Pete slander on the tl today

Peeter: I make a bangin Chex mix ad and gain fame overnight and u STILL slander me

Peeter: Chex mix will be hearing about this

Tylenol: "Chex mix will be hearing about this" ok Walmart brand draco malfoy

Burrito: ??? Holy s hi t??????

Peeter: I hav e to go