Hatrick: did you guys see Josh get sponsored by Chex mix

Hatrick: very impressive

Tidepod: thanks

Tylenol: step off

Burrito: how did u get sponsored by Chex mix

Hatrick: I wouldn't think a snack food would ask u to partner w them but when in Rome

Tidepod: did u guys not see the tik tok

Burrito: the what

Tidepod: Pete and I did some stupid tik tok w Chex mix as a prop and it blew up

Tidepod: my Instagram post was a result of that video going kind of viral

Peeter: I'm a meme now

Hatrick: no you're not

Hatrick: never say that again I'm begging you

Peeter: beg.

Burrito: anyways

Burrito: that's pretty cool I'm glad that's going well for both of you

Tylenol: it was unexpected but I am liking the Chex mix bags they sent us

Tylenol: did u know they have a spicy bag

Tylenol: it's so fucking good

Hatrick: send us some

Burrito: yeah send us some Chex mix

Tidepod: all of it has been opened already

Tylenol: we're greedy

Peeter: I ate all of mine already so

Tylenol: dude they sent us like twenty bags

Peeter: yes

Burrito: idc drive and drop some off

Hatrick: I haven't left my house in like a week I need Chex mix

Hatrick: sustenance

Burrito: I am

Burrito: I am at my parents house so

Burrito: just drop it off there.

Tylenol: u good

Hatrick: ^^

Burrito: yeah everything's ok

Peeter: miss having you as a roommate

Peeter: you should come visit soon

Peeter: ur bed is still unoccupied. That's where all the Chex mix went until I finished them

Hatrick: what the fuck is wrong with you

Peeter: I sent a bag to u in the mail my lov

Hatrick: you did not

Peeter: how do u know that

Peeter: maybe it's on its way. Maybe it was stuck in the mail.

Peeter: I sent u a box.

Hatrick: I received a Chex mix sized box with two thousand plastic push pins and an opened package of glitter.

Hatrick: that's what the note said.

Peeter: I sent u the wrong box.

Burrito: why were you packaging two thousand plastic push pins with loose glitter

Peeter: no reason

Tidepod: what was the reason

Tylenol: there's a reason. Tell us

Peeter: none of u can make me. I do what I want.

Burrito: tell us so we can answer the questions when the cops come to our door

Peeter: no

Tidepod: if you don't tell us I'll delete the tik tok

Peeter: ur too nice to do that

Tylenol: I'll take a sledgehammer to your jugular

Peeter: do it coward

Hatrick: tell us

Peeter: ok I was sending it to Dallon

Peeter: to annoy him and piss him off

Peeter: for. for breaking up w u

Burrito: it was a mutual thing and we're over it.

Peeter: yeah but revenge

Burrito: we don't have to take revenge. It sucked but it's over and I don't want to talk about it anymore.

Peeter: I sent him a bag of my fucking Chex mix this is devastating