Months: Josh this was a stupid idea

Tidepod: what

Months: everything. All the shit you said to me about how brendon is my soulmate. It's all a load of horse shit.

Tidepod: hey bud I literally just woke up I don't know what's going on

Tidepod: it's like 2 am I need more info than that

Months: we don't work. Nothing about us goes well. He's the most selfish twat I've ever met in my life and I'm absolutely ashamed I used to like him at all

Months: I appreciate all the advice you gave me but it was shite.

Months: I'm leaving in the morning so don't wait up. I'm cancelling my transfer and everything too I'm saying in Manchester

Tidepod: hold on I'm so overwhelmed I don't know what's going on

Tidepod: would you call me real quick so we can talk??

Months: I can't because someone is right outside the door and is listening to everything I say and do because he can't get over himself.

Months: I'm sorry man I thought this would work out but clearly it won't.

Tidepod: Dude I'm really sorry this is happening. Can you please pick up the phone so we can talk

Tidepod: hello

Tidepod: pick up the phone