Months: where did you go

Months: hello

Months: ???

Months: I can't tell if you're ignoring me or if your ringer is off

Months: I'm lost in the shop I can't find you.

Months: why are American shops so big and scary

Months: and why do Americans sell so many things

Months: there is no need for a dozen types of tennis racket grip tapes but there are 11 types I counted them all

Months: would it be weird if I went to the front and called for you over the speaker system like a lost child

Months: I'm not a child anymore but I sure am lost

Months: where are you

Months: pick up your phone

Months: hello

Months: answer me I'm LOST and SCARED

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Burrito: oh my god I just told you where I'd be

Burrito: we've been apart for 3 minutes

Burrito: I'm looking at the popsicles and ice cream

Months: I don't know where those are

Months: I hate American shops

Burrito: the freezer section

Months: can you come get me

Months: I'm in the cereal aisle

Burrito: fine. I'm on my way.

Burrito: Don't move

Months: I won't just hurry the leprechaun is looking at me

Burrito: I said I'm on my way stay there

Months: I am hurry hurry hurry hurry