Tylenol: can we ask u for advice Manchester man

Burrito: that makes him sound like a superhero

Hatrick: whats his superpower

Burrito: his face

Months: thanks

Months: I'm not much older cheers but I can try

Months: I'm not good with relationships though

Peeter: aw why

Months: it's called trauma

Months: anyways what do you need advice on

Tylenol: I was GONNA ask about relationship advice but ok

Burrito: he don't know how to goddamn flirt

Peeter: there was no reason for you to say it like that

Peeter: gonna leave my bed and come deck you in the kitchen

Burrito: I'm not in the kitchen I left to do my work in the library

Peeter: who's in the kitchen then

Hatrick: oh my fucking god I JUST spent the night with you

Hatrick: I literally got out of YOUR bed fifteen minutes ago

Tylenol: F

Tylenol: F in the chat

Burrito: F

Months: F for fun sleepover

Months: sleepovers with friends are always fun

Hatrick: we're together. 

Months: I was not informed. 

Burrito: sorry London boy it slipped my mind

Months: I'm not from London

Months: anyways ur friend doesn't know how to crack on with anyone I guess

Months: I'll send you my friends number he's not seeing anyone

Tylenol: where's he from

Tylenol: I can't do long distance I'm really bad at texting people back

Months: he lives in LA (I'm visiting him)

Months: he's been looking to move. He likes Detroit. Also Manchester. He hasn't decided on anywhere but his California accent guarantees he is a solid nine. I bet I could convince him to move to NYC.

Hatrick: those are all very different places

Burrito: is he the blue haired guy u were with at the airport

Months: yes however his hair is purple now. He's a true American.

Burrito: alright

Tylenol: the verdict is,,

Burrito: he ur type

Peeter: will Tyler finally stop complaining about being alone

Tylenol: I do not

Hatrick: you do too

Tylenol: what is this, gang up on Tyler day???

Months: you are American and therefore are stupid

Burrito: that was an insult to all of us but he's right

Burrito: dumb bitch club

Burrito renamed the chat Dumb Bitch Club.!