Tidepod: we're sitting near our gate!! Excited to see you guys

Burrito: we're almost there someone had an issue with the airport security

Tylenol: how much longer do you think you'll be

Burrito: it depends on how long he plans to argue

Tidepod: what happened? Surely if he traveled across the Atlantic he'd know what he can and can't do in an airport

Burrito: you'd think

Burrito: apparently he thought he could smuggle a rotisserie chicken in his suitcase

Burrito: trying to prove it's just rotisserie chicken and not a drug vehicle

Burrito: trying to get the airport security to try it to prove his point

Tylenol: do you think he'll get to keep the rotisserie chicken bc that sounds so good rn

Burrito: I sincerely don't think he'll get to keep it

Tidepod: Aw :( we can go shopping when we land if it'll help him move on

Burrito: it's not like he's moving on after the death of a loved one don't treat him like this. Don't give him sympathy

Burrito: it's a $5 rotisserie chicken from Walmart. He can part with it.

Tylenol: actually I just checked they're on sale for $4.25

Burrito: stfu it's a rotisserie chicken no es importante

Tidepod: hm. Maybe he has an emotional attachment to it

Burrito: he got it like half an hour ago. I didn't even know he'd bought it

Tylenol: tell him to open the box and shred the chicken to prove it's not a drug vehicle or smthn

Burrito: he can part with the rotisserie chicken I'm sure of it

Burrito: anyways are there charging ports next to the seats

Tidepod: not out here but there are some on the plane

Tidepod: I don't think we should get in flight WiFi unless you guys have something to work on

Burrito: it's a long flight but we'll survive without WiFi for a bit

Tylenol: already downloaded all our music and tv shows so if you haven't done so, may I recommend it

Burrito: I got it all done idk about a certain someone

Tidepod: hahaha okay just let us know

Tidepod: flight doesn't even begin to board for another half an hour so take your time

Burrito: he has been he's been fighting for like twenty minutes already

Tylenol: we'll buy him a replacement rotisserie chicken if he hurries

Burrito: he said "no dice, stupid Americans"

Burrito: "rebel against your oppressive government. Return to me the rotisserie chicken"

Tidepod: why would there be dice in a rotisserie chicken

Tidepod: oh nvm I can't read

Burrito: it might be a while I'll let you guys know.

Tylenol: tell him getting rid of the rotisserie chicken does not equal compliance with the American government

Burrito: that was the first thing I said

Tylenol: hmm

Tylenol: we'll stall the plane for u

Burrito: appreciate it