Months: excuse me

Burrito: what

Months: do you have any allergies

Burrito: why

Months: got snacks for my flight out to you and those will go with us on the actual vacation. Just wondering if I should throw any of them out before we meet up again 

Months: and if you have any snack suggestions I can get them in the shops

Months: the American airports are like shopping utopias. So many stores and restaurants to see

Burrito: I know we talked about this before but I don't remember any of the conversation. No allergies with snacks & I like the sour gummy worms

Burrito: the blue and red ones mainly

Months: perfect those are my least favorites

Burrito: haha really?? I've never met someone who doesn't like the red and blue ones.

Months: they don't tickle my fancy

Months: they don't... they don't satisfy the craving

Burrito: I see I see

Burrito: what else are you bringing

Months: my favorite Manchester snacks

Months: introduce you to some high class fineries

Burrito: the food I had during my visit was far from high class

Burrito: tea is not boiled Gatorade, unfortunately. I thought you of all people would make good tea

Months: I do make good tea. I don't know what Americans like and I didn't want to waste the superior tea bags on someone who wouldn't appreciate it

Burrito: so you boiled Gatorade and hoped I wouldn't tell the difference

Months: yes. And you did not have the best of the best foods because I didn't prepare anything for you. Had no funds set aside. No food in the refrigerator. Knives were unsharpened. Decent tea bags had not been purchased yet. Incredibly ill prepared

Burrito: ok and

Months: I know I can make you some good shit if I had the opportunity >:/ we'll go shopping together and gather ingredients. You can sit in the trolly and I'll push you around like a baby

Burrito: hmm tempting offer — I'll go but I will not sit in the cart

Burrito: trolly. Whatever.

Months: I have strong arms I can push you along quite nicely

Burrito: noodle arms

Months: Nah I'm a strong man. Gonna apply to bodybuilder competitions

Burritos: when are you gonna be here

Months: 6 pm your time so now you have to come and get me

Burrito: haha ok

Burrito: we're staying in the dorm room

Months: that's swell. I hope it doesn't smell like egg salad sandwich

Burrito: I think we convinced him to cut back but I'm not too sure. Brace yourself for the stench.

Months: I will

Months: I got in flight WiFi too. I was convinced

Burrito: lmaoooo why what happened that shit is expensive and it sucks

Months: nothing rlly

Burrito: ,,,?

Months: irrelevant reason

Burrito: ugh come on don't start the trip off bad before it even begins

Months: UGH

Months: front desk lady said it looks like I'm invested in this conversation and I should get in flight WiFi to continue it there are you pleased with yourself

Months: for the record I'm not heavily invested, and she offered me a discount. Perhaps she was trying to drop hints.

Months: either way I have WiFi and service so I can still send messages and use the internet

Burrito: you didn't have to pay to keep texting me I know how it is on airplanes

Months: yeah but that was a little earlier during the spork debacle. And she gave me a discount I couldn't resist

Burrito: ah I see I see. Wasn't sure if there was an end in sight for that one

Months: exactly and that's why I got in flight WiFi

Months: I guess I can use Twitter then I forgot about it for a moment

Months: shit post tens of thousands of feet in the air

Months: look at me converting to the American measurement system for you. How inconvenient and bothersome it is

Months: it's like thinking of everything on a scale of one to one hundred for temperature and a scale of one and beyond for distance

Months: I will be measuring everything in American feet because that easiest.

Burrito: you can do that on the ground for free

Burrito: shit post and change measurement systems I mean

Months: anyways I find that wasting your money on something as frivolous as that is stupid. I want to shit post in style.

Months: your friend Pete just texted me and said my latest tweet is shite.

Burrito: it wasn't a hit tweet sorry

Months: darn. Really thought I had something there.

Burrito: "feeling like a clay pot with an air pocket steaming in a kiln" wtf does that mean

Months: boutta explode yeah

Burrito: ?????????

Months: kablamo

Burrito: well you don't have the biggest brain but at least you have a pretty face

Months: thank u

Months: wait that wasn't a compliment

Burrito: oops you're cutting out!!! Must be the crappy WiFi you paid for!!!!!! Talk to you later

Months: I'm nearly confident that the WiFi is fine and you're just mugging me off

Burrito: wha

Burrito: t

Burrito: da

Burrito: llon we're cuttin

Burrito: g out I'll see yo

Burrito: u when the p

Burrito: lane lands

Months: alright I get it I get it. I'll see you at 6 pm your time.

Burrito: yeah 6 pm est. I'll be in the blue car out front. There's a sticker of a cartoon tabby cat on the back.

Months: coolio

Months: do you have a tabby cat

Burrito: no

Months: okay

Months: would you like a tabby cat

Burrito: no

Months: okay

Months: are you sure

Burrito: yes

Months: okay