Months: what's the name of that cafe we went to

Burrito: which one

Months: the one we went to the morning after my plane landed

Months: they had the checkered floor and the plants everywhere and my allergies kicked in so I had to sit outside while you waited for the drinks and then I almost got jumped by a squad of rats

Burrito: 'twas The Coffee Hut

Burrito: why

Months: looking for spoof recipes I strongly desire their honey vanilla latte

Burrito: I know you need a milk frother and I also know you don't have one

Months: I think I can make do with my muscles and a hand-churned portable mixer

Burrito: a what

Months: like an egg beater yeah

Burrito: that's. Gonna take a while

Months: well I don't have many options do I

Burrito: use a mixer or something not a hand churning mixer or whatever you call it

Burrito: you don't have muscles by the way

Months: carried you piggyback a few times didn't I

Months: you saw the weights in my room. I lift.

Burrito: yeah you lift the fork to ur mouth

Burrito: you threatened to drop me down a sewer hole and then you actually did

Months: you slipped

Burrito: still dropped me. No muscles. Find a motorized mixer for the milk

Months: this one website says I don't need to whip the milk what d'ya have to say to that

Burrito: then fail

Months: I'm just trying to make a latte on a budget

Burrito: you aren't doing a good job apparently

Burrito: get decent coffee tools and become a coffee connoisseur

Months: I'm broke you saw my apartment

Burrito: unfortunately

Burrito: every day I try to wipe the image out of my mind

Months: nothing is wrong with my apartment it is clean and gorgeous

Burrito: it's clean ish but I don't like the decor. Nobody needs a glass jar filled with used tea bag tags. I may be an American but that's so weird

Months: may I be proud of my heritage

Burrito: not like that

Months: at least it doesn't smell

Burrito: anymore

Burrito: I emptied a can of Febreze in it before I left actually

Months: hm nice touch

Burrito: thank u it was very necessary

Months: what is that supposed to mean

Months: actually never mind

Months: thank you for the febreze.