Tylenol: how does anyone survive the traffic around here

Tylenol: god hates us and his punishment is traffic

Peeter: amen sister

Tylenol: don't call me sister I don't want to be related to you in any way

Burrito: mmm a gentle roasting

Hatrick: either walk or take a bike you should've remembered

Tylenol: I'm not the one that insisted on driving 

Tylenol: "I can drive" and "there's no way traffic is really that bad"

Burrito: it's worse than LA isn't it, you dumb ice cream promoting influencer

Burrito: Tyler can u read my text aloud in my tone pls

Tylenol: ofc

Peeter: he's coming for blood w that insult—

Burrito: it was a joke but every second that passes with me still sitting in my dorm room alone, the insult manifests more

Burrito: yall are forty minutes late to pick me up I want food

Burrito: and u are still twenty minutes awAY

Tylenol: stfu or we'll drive even slower

Hatrick: grab a snack

Burrito: can't spoil the appetite

Peeter: bone apple teeth

Months: that joke has been dead for years

Peeter: can I please hang on to the past without getting slandered for it every five minutes

Hatrick: no please stop sending me Pepe photos and damn Daniel. Neither of those are remotely funny anymore

Hatrick: how are you on tik tok with such an outdated sense of humor

Peeter: that is currently my most charming feature

Peeter: that is what u fell in love with actually this is your fault. You encouraged it.

Hatrick: poll: did I encourage it

Burrito: yes

Tylenol: yes

Peeter: yes

Tidepod: yes

Months: probably

Hatrick: poll: why didn't anyone discourage me from that. I could've saved so many people

Burrito: we tried but u were blinded by affection

Tylenol: I wish I would've discouraged u further. I should've gotten physical

Month: what does "getting physical" entail

Burrito: he bites ppl

Tylenol: no I do not

Tylenol: not anymore—

Peeter: yes he does he was that weird kid in kindergarten

Tylenol: NoIWasNot

Peeter: who the— what the—

Hatrick: ????? Tyler would u have bitten me

Tylenol: NO I'm not weird anymore I was weird then but I'm not weird now can I hate my life in peace please

Burrito: ok Edward Cullen

Peeter: Twilight (2008) colorized

Months: how did you remember the year the first twilight movie was made I thought it was 2009 or 2010

Burrito: he's cultured unlike you

Months: hey

Tylenol: uh ohh trouble in paradise

Tylenol: hmmm thinking about our bet perhaps I've won

Peeter: a bet that I was not included on?? A crime. A hate crime

Hatrick: that's not what a hate crime is

Peeter: how would you know

Hatrick: I'm leaving the conversation

Burrito: you didn't win the bet we're fine

Tylenol: Mhm sure

Months: it's the truth I cannot tell a lie

Peeter: George Washington lookin ass go chop down a cherry tree

Burrito: you are the cringiest person I have ever met

Peeter: thanks can I be included on the bet now

Tylenol: yeah if you say something stupid you owe everyone $20

Months: I like the sound of that

Peeter: ok

Tylenol: you can't even spell "okay" right. You lose

Peeter: I— alright fair enough