Burrito: can someone come get me

Peeter: no

Burrito: ok thanks

Hatrick: why

Burrito: there shouldn't need to be a 'why' we all know I'm dumb and sometimes I just need to be picked up from somewhere without having my stupidity questioned

Burrito: my stupidity is questioned way too often. We been knew. I'm dumb. Support me.

Hatrick: why

Tylenol: we thought you were staying with ur man for a few more days it's like Wednesday

Months: got tired of entertaining the little puppy all hours of the day I'm passing on the baton

Burrito: how dare u call me a baton

Months: how dare you live uninvited in my apartment for over two weeks, make me prepare you the gross 'native' food, make me take you sightseeing, and then complain when you have to leave

Months: it's not even native it's Nando's

Burrito: ok fair enough can we progress past this conversation so nobody else can rail into me with a thousand killer insults that will stay with me until I'm buried six feet underground please

Peeter: you suck at animal crossing

Burrito: hh fuck u ;-;

Burrito: can someone come get me

Tidepod: where are you

Burrito: the airport

Tidepod: aren't there plenty of taxis around

Peeter: it is an unspoken rule we don't use the cabs

Hatrick: ???

Peeter: don't question it it's valid

Burrito: I don't have any type of American money anyways

Burrito: I can pay in services, not goods

Months: please don't

Tidepod: which airline did you fly with

Burrito: Alaskan

Burrito: they gave me pretzels

Tidepod: I'll be there soon

Burrito: how? Aren't you in California

Burrito: I appreciate the thought but I could walk to campus and get there quicker than you could drive out of ur neighborhood

Peeter: he's an Instagram influencer don't question his abilities

Hatrick: just because he gets brand deals and likes doesn't mean he has super powers we talked about this

Months: his super power is tricking people into thinking he's perfect he's actually kind of really dumb

Tidepod: I take offense to that

Tylenol: anyways he's visiting and we're coincidentally over in nyc rn ok we'll be there in 45 we aren't speeding

Tidepod: yes we are itll be 30 minutes

Months: see

Months: dumb

Peeter: I hope he crashes

Peeter: but I hope nobody gets hurt and insurance covers the damages

Hatrick: that is moderately nice of u to say but consider this:

Hatrick: you could have said nothing at all

Hatrick: you should have said nothing at all