Burrito: hey uh sorry for messaging you so late but can I ask you a few things

Tidepod: it's alright! What's up

Burrito: how the fuck do you deal with Dallon

Tidepod: well what happened

Burrito: he was concerned that I didn't want to go back to nyc. I went out to avoid confrontation because he was getting a little mad about it. He got mad at me and then I kind of called him out on being a dick and then he bought me a plane ticket and I leave in like six hours

Burrito: I am pretty much in love with him but I worry sometimes bc he's the definition of unstable

Burrito: anyways how do I convince him to let me stay

Tidepod: dude if you rip him a new one he'll never forgive you

Tidepod: like ever

Burrito: haha o fuck

Tidepod: Yeah I'm sorry :/ I know you're not a fan of it but maybe you could talk to him face to face

Tidepod: there's no harm in trying

Burrito: there is a lot of harm in trying I've been knocking on his door for two hours. I finally gave up

Burrito: what if he never talks to me again and blocks me everywhere after I leave

Burrito: I don't think I could handle that I like him too much

Burrito: what if he makes a Twitter hashtag to cancel me

Burrito: that wouldn't be the first time that's happened so I think I could bounce back from that but that isn't the point

Tidepod: have u... considered telling him how you feel about him

Burrito: I tried but my messages never delivered

Burrito: please help I love him sm and he hates me sm

Tidepod: Alright well listen

Tidepod: things like this take time and that's probably not something you want to hear. You guys are very different people and forming a relationship around that takes a lot of work on its own, let alone when other things are involved. I think it's really important that you recognize boundaries and take the time to chip away at the walls instead of try to take a jackhammer to it. It's also important that the process can go the other way too.

Tidepod: maybe it won't work out. Maybe it will. Maybe it will for just a little bit. If you're willing to put in the work and try to understand as much as he does, I think you'll be okay. I'm sure he loves you too, just as much as you love him or more.

Burrito: wow that was really inspiring

Tidepod: thanks I've never been in a real relationship before so let me know how my advice works out

Burrito: what about Tyler

Tidepod: nothing is official yet so we're just vibing and having a good time

Burrito: ur talking to him right now aren't you

Tidepod: no

Burrito: he's the one that gave me the advice isn't he

Tidepod: I

Tidepod: hhhhnm

Tidepod: no

Tidepod: no it was Me ok it was me

Burrito: Mhm

Burrito: tell Tyler thank you for me please

Tidepod: okay

Tidepod: he said it's no problem and to FaceTime us if you have any other questions

Burrito: my other question is why are u taking so long to get together

Tidepod: stay in your lane, you dumb impulsive bitch boy

Burrito: thank u Tyler