Burrito: hello everyone I have a quick question that is very important

Tylenol: ok

Tidepod: what's up

Peeter: the answer is the Lincoln memorial

Burrito: no it's not

Burrito: how do u feel after you eat pineapple

Hatrick: happy

Burrito: no no

Burrito: like does your stomach hurt

Peeter: no it feels happy

Burrito: does ur tongue like. Tingle and go numb

Tidepod: Brendon do you have a pineapple allergy

Tidepod: those are basic WebMD allergy symptoms please don't do this you have an internet connection

Burrito: no I love pineapple I eat it all the time with no repercussions

Peeter: that makes it sound like other fruits have wronged you in the past

Burrito: they have

Months: oh fuck is that what the symptoms mean

Hatrick: Dallon do you have a pineapple allergy

Months: ..no

Tylenol: please go to urgent care I'm begging you

Peeter: eat more and see how close to death you can get

Peeter: tell me if you see the bright white light too

Hatrick: please don't just go to urgent care immediately

Burrito: I don't know how to drive a moped and I also don't know where I am

Burrito: I literally haven't met another person that drives a moped it's 2020

Months: :/

Tidepod: oh my god

Tidepod: Dallon you had pineapple last summer how did you not know you're allergic

Months: no I didn't I wasn't even officially introduced to pineapple until today

Tidepod: yes you did you ate so much you threw up and passed out for hours

Tidepod: we thought you were tired but you were having an allergic reaction??

Months: I vaguely remember that now.

Tidepod: Are you telling me you could have gone into anaphylactic shock from eating pineapple and I thought you were just taking a depression nap

Peeter: what is happening can you see the light or not

Hatrick: please go to urgent care walk or call a cab or an Uber or Lyft please go

Tylenol: please go right now

Burrito: I think we can handle an allergic reaction on our own

Tylenol: you make god sad when you make stupid decisions

Months: it's fine don't worry about it the feeling in my tongue will come back eventually

Tidepod: is it swelling

Months: I don't know I can't feel it

Burrito: it's swelling but it's not bad

Tylenol: please go please go please go please go to urgent care any swelling is bad swelling

Months: you're not my doctor

Tylenol: but I have enough common sense go to urgent care right now

Months: fine we'll take a stroll and end up at the doctors

Burrito: it is wrong of me to bring some pineapple

Burrito: for myself

Peeter: no

Hatrick: yes

Peeter: no Patrick hes just hungry

Burrito: no I wanted to torture Dallon but I guess that's mean

Tidepod: do it