Burrito: where did you go

Months: bathroom

Burrito: I just checked your bathroom and you aren't in there

Months: check again

Burrito: I did

Burrito: the sound of ur motorcycle does not sound like the toilet flushing

Months: that was the sound of my sink

Burrito: motorcycle does not sound like sink

Months: you're in a different country. what do you know

Burrito: wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

Burrito: I did almost believe you for a second

Burrito: but really where are you :(

Months: shopping

Burrito: and I couldn't come with you

Months: no it's dark outside and I think you're the type of person to get distracted and immediately wander off

Burrito: Ok look you're not wrong but hey

Months: I'll be back soon

Burrito: what are you purchasing at this time of night

Months: it's a surprise

Burrito: surprises make me anxious

Months: sorry

Months: it's a good surprise

Months: you don't have commitment issues and you like to be around me (idk why??) so I think you'll enjoy it

Burrito: :D

Burrito: my heart is overflowing

Months: you should get that checked out by a doctor

Months: do you have allergies

Burrito: amoxicillin

Months: are you dim I meant food allergies

Burrito: I'm allergic to bland food and bitches

Months: you test my patience with every word you say

Burrito: do You have any allergies?

Months: commitment

Months: also most shellfish

Burrito: have you ever had any shellfish

Months: how do you think I found out I had an allergy

Burrito: idk I got tested when I was little

Burrito: did you... not get tested

Months: I eat what I want and keep track of what gives me a rash and that is shellfish

Burrito: are there any foods you haven't tried

Months: loads

Months: I can be picky

Months: do you have any recommendations while I'm out

Burrito: u have had gelatin right? Pete's allergic to gelatin

Months: so he can't have Jell-O?

Burrito: no he can't so I assume you've had some

Months: yeah that's all I ate when I had dental surgery

Burrito: don't bring that up ever again I don't want to think about that

Burrito: avocados?

Months: that's the key ingredient in everything served when I visit Josh I hate Los Angeles brunch cafes

Burrito: what did you expect you're in California

Months: more surfing and a smaller population of homeless people

Months: your government is corrupt and everyone is trapped within a system but they don't realize it. You pay so much for things that can cost so little because your economy is overrun by greed and selfishness.

Burrito: have you had pineapple

Months: I don't think so

Burrito: you haven't eaten pineapple I was sort of kidding when I asked that but you're serious???

Months: I said what I said

Burrito: ok I don't know how you haven't had some I was just naming off things I like. Go get some pineapple if you can find it it's so good

Months: alright