Burrito: I'm here

Months: okay

Burrito: ...

Burrito: where are you

Months: what

Burrito: my plane landed I'm wandering around the airport

Burrito: where's the Burger King

Burrito: I said come get me I missed u

Months: busy

Burrito: you just finished your classes you don't have anymore until 1.

Burrito: I said come get me I missed u

Months: stop it I have commitment issues

Burrito: I thought you said you didn't

Months: I'm not coming to get you

Burrito: I'm getting an Uber

Months: no

Months: I'm leaving the country in fifteen minutes

Burrito: where're you going

Months: wherever the plane takes me

Burrito: come get me

Months: no

Burrito: wait ur place is like a twenty minute walk away

Months: I changed addresses

Burrito: you did not I just called

Months: what

Burrito: called josh and confirmed

Months: I hate josh

Burrito: I love Josh

Burrito: anyways I'm on my way it's time to get over your issues

Burrito: not trying to b pushy but I developed feelings for you weirdly quick and I want to spend time with you

Months: I like you too but oh my god can you let me have my emotional attachment issues in peace I'm tired of having to form meaningful and stable connections

Burrito: me

Months: no, not you

Months: I hung out with you for the weekend and you decided to spend money and lose days of your education to see me again what kind of madman —

Burrito: Stop That Okay I Care About You Can You Just Let Me Care About You

Months: no I'll pay for your immediate return back to nyc

Burrito: no

Burrito: could you come pick me up I'm just walking and my leggies are tired

Months: do you have suitcases

Burrito: no I have 2 backpacks

Months: god

Months: this is shit isn't it this whole situation is shit

Months: I'll be there soon

Burrito: YAY

Months: send me your location

Burrito: [location pin attached]

Burrito: :D

Months: one condition

Burrito: ... tell me what it is and I will or will not continue walking depending on it

Months: you don't go out and exploring without me. Just stay in my room and watch the news or something.

Burrito: do you have a kitchen

Months: a kitchenette

Burrito: is the fridge stocked

Months: with 3 eggs and a can of Powerade but there is a gas stop a few buildings away

Months: I'll go with you before I leave for class

Burrito: why

Months: I know you would get lost

Burrito: hey

Burrito: I'm capable of following google maps

Months: I know I'm messing with you

Months: the gate to get back in is guarded with my ID card and guests have to be escorted at all times

Burrito: damn it b like that sometimes

Months: it really do

Burrito: are you almost here

Months: no I'm trying to find my sweatpants and you constantly texting me is just distracting me

Burrito: I'm sorry for annoying you with my friendship

Months: oh so we're just friends then

Burrito: I'm sorry for annoying you with my love and care for you

Months: never mind let's go back to friends

Burrito: bruh

Months: sorry I have commitment issues

Burrito: have you found your sweatpants

Months: no

Months: they're buried in my pile of clothes

Months: haven't done laundry for a month

Burrito: I'll do your laundry while you're at class

Months: no it's okay it smells really bad

Burrito: I don't have anything else to do

Months: we'll go get you a paint by numbers

Burrito: ooo cool

Months: ok I found my sweatpants I'm on my way

Months: please don't text me I get anxious if someone texts and I can't respond

Burrito: mkay drive safe