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Months: I'm not that much of a dickhead Josh thanks
Months: I've got commitment issues but I'm not an ass thank you very much
Burrito: alright cool I'll still be flying out
Months: you don't even know where I live
Tidepod: 8 commercial street in blue rainbow apartments
Months: how do I delete somebody else's message
Tylenol: blue rainbow is a dumb name
Months: I know
Peeter: u should change it
Months: ah yeah let me just change the name of an entire establishment that I don't own thank you for the suggestion
Burrito: what floor
Months: 420th
Peeter: haha blaze it
Tidepod: 2nd floor
Months: f u c k stop
Burrito: I'll b flying in at like 10 am ur time you have to come get me
Months: no
Months: I have a job I'm scheduled to work that day
Tylenol: no you don't
Months: who are you to say you've never met me before
Months: you don't know what my schedule is
Tylenol: u told me a few weeks ago.
Tylenol: you get up at 8:30 to go to get coffee down the street. Class at 9 that ends at 9:45. Eat lunch and hang out until class at 1. You're done with the rest of your classes at 5:45. Homework. Dinner. Etc.
Months: and you just memorized it
Tylenol: yeah why not
Months: ?????
Months: I've met you through Skype with Josh like 4 times
Tylenol: those calls lasted for hours and you know it
Peeter: why do you get up at 8:30 you psychopath
Months: I got a class sometimes square up yeah
Peeter: (ง'̀-'́)ง
Tidepod: sorry get over your commitment issues get over yourself
Months: ???
Months: cheers. I'm cured.
Peeter: :0 holy shiT
Peeter: Josh cure me next
Hatrick: cure you of...?
Tidepod: of what
Peeter: my stupidity
Tidepod: Sorry that's a lost cause
Tidepod: Dallon get over your commitment issues
Months: no
Hatrick: tragic
Burrito: f in the chat
Tylenol: f
Hatrick: f
Months: f
Peeter: f
Tidepod: I'm flying over there ready your fists and lock your doors
Months: I have a guard dog
Tidepod: I thought dogs weren't allowed
Months: yeah
Months: and?
Burrito: oh shit he has a dog I'm definitely flying out there I have to pet your dog
Peeter: petting dogs is like such a white person thing
Hatrick: are you trying to tell me that wanting to pet dogs is a racial stereotype in your mind??
Peeter: ywah.
Tylenol: if anybody were to enter Pete's mind they would be shot on sight by his last brain cell trying to protect itself.
Peeter: okay I have at least 4 and they don't have commitment issues like someone's brain cells
Months: at least I have more than four
Burrito: mine have been killing themselves off so I don't have an official count
Tidepod: I have 69 brain cells
Tylenol: I want 420 brain cells
Hatrick: I want new friends
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