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[sorry I didn't know what to do with this and I didn't want to write any more of it for a while bc it's been rough times for me. Anyways I think I'm back with this for a bit.]

Burrito: I'm aware dallon is in this gc so I hope he reads this convo when he gets back tonight

Tidepod: he won't be back for a few hours I already tried to call him

Burrito: he has an elaborate and up-to-date voicemail. It's impressive.

Tidepod: I always wonder when he finds the time to do it.

Burrito: idk. But anyways this is a public announcement directed at him

Peeter: mkay is this a love confession

Burrito: no it's the opposite

Tidepod: what

Burrito: I fuckin. Bought a plane ticket to go visit him in a few days and he got mad @ me. For no reason.

Hatrick: why tf did you do that

Hatrick: did you plan this? Tell him? Think for five minutes?

Hatrick: you have school. When are you flying back to nyc?? How long is your trip?? Where are you staying??

Peeter: vibe check you're dumb

Burrito: god can't I just take an impromptu trip to visit a beautiful human being

Hatrick: no this is a stupid idea refund your ticket immediately

Burrito: how many times do I have to tell people that it's nonrefundable

Tylenol: why

Burrito: idk it just is

Tylenol: fair enough but you are a dumbass

Tidepod: ^

Tidepod: I hope he sees this when I say he's an anxious and reckless disaster.

Burrito: what

Tidepod: him visiting you for those few days was probably like his equivalent to a one night stand

Burrito: w ha t

Peeter: haha Brendon picked an emotionally unstable guy to pursue again

Burrito: how do you know tho because like

Burrito: we had fun when he was here and he rlly got into getting to know me over text for a bit

Hatrick: maybe you're scaring him away

Tylenol: or intimidating him

Tidepod: no he just does that

Tidepod: like all the time. With everybody. Every single human being that he thinks is attractive and vice versa

Burrito: well at least he thinks I'm moderately attractive

Peeter: something tells me,, that should be the lowest of statements on ur plate right now.

Burrito: when I get to Manchester I'm gonna beat him up

Tidepod: he's 6 feet tall

Burrito: I'll go for the knees

Hatrick: what

Burrito: I'm gonna get a metal baseball bat and I'm going to whack out his kneecaps.

Hatrick: sometimes I think about what terrible decisions I made to get me to this point in my life.

Peeter: sometimes I think.

Tylenol: thank you for your input

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