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[sorry I didn't know what to do with this and I didn't want to write any more of it for a while bc it's been rough times for me. Anyways I think I'm back with this for a bit.]
Burrito: I'm aware dallon is in this gc so I hope he reads this convo when he gets back tonight
Tidepod: he won't be back for a few hours I already tried to call him
Burrito: he has an elaborate and up-to-date voicemail. It's impressive.
Tidepod: I always wonder when he finds the time to do it.
Burrito: idk. But anyways this is a public announcement directed at him
Peeter: mkay is this a love confession
Burrito: no it's the opposite
Tidepod: what
Burrito: I fuckin. Bought a plane ticket to go visit him in a few days and he got mad @ me. For no reason.
Hatrick: why tf did you do that
Hatrick: did you plan this? Tell him? Think for five minutes?
Hatrick: you have school. When are you flying back to nyc?? How long is your trip?? Where are you staying??
Peeter: vibe check you're dumb
Burrito: god can't I just take an impromptu trip to visit a beautiful human being
Hatrick: no this is a stupid idea refund your ticket immediately
Burrito: how many times do I have to tell people that it's nonrefundable
Tylenol: why
Burrito: idk it just is
Tylenol: fair enough but you are a dumbass
Tidepod: ^
Tidepod: I hope he sees this when I say he's an anxious and reckless disaster.
Burrito: what
Tidepod: him visiting you for those few days was probably like his equivalent to a one night stand
Burrito: w ha t
Peeter: haha Brendon picked an emotionally unstable guy to pursue again
Burrito: how do you know tho because like
Burrito: we had fun when he was here and he rlly got into getting to know me over text for a bit
Hatrick: maybe you're scaring him away
Tylenol: or intimidating him
Tidepod: no he just does that
Tidepod: like all the time. With everybody. Every single human being that he thinks is attractive and vice versa
Burrito: well at least he thinks I'm moderately attractive
Peeter: something tells me,, that should be the lowest of statements on ur plate right now.
Burrito: when I get to Manchester I'm gonna beat him up
Tidepod: he's 6 feet tall
Burrito: I'll go for the knees
Hatrick: what
Burrito: I'm gonna get a metal baseball bat and I'm going to whack out his kneecaps.
Hatrick: sometimes I think about what terrible decisions I made to get me to this point in my life.
Peeter: sometimes I think.
Tylenol: thank you for your input
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