Burrito: I'm having withdrawals come back

Months: I'm not even on the plane yet

Burrito: can you come back

Months: no the ticket was expensive

Burrito: is it nonrefundable

Burrito: I can pay you back for it I still have some money saved from my summer job

Months: cheeky. But I sincerely have to go back home. I have classes that aren't online

Months: I've missed two consultations for the essay I haven't drafted yet

Burrito: I'll write your essay

Burrito: I can do English

Months: it's about European history

Burrito: Meghan Markle. 

Months: thank you.

Burrito: are you sure you can't miss a couple more days

Burrito: you can tag along to my classes it'll be like you're in Manchester or smthn

Months: I can't

Months: I wish I could stay but I can't

Burrito: you should move here

Burrito: you could transfer credits or you could study abroad

Burrito: you should come here

Months: I'm broke.

Burrito: so am I

Burrito: we could rent an apartment together and Pete and Patrick could live with us and maybe Tyler and we could convince Josh to come up here right??

Months: I've physically been in touch with you for two days

Months: over text for another week or so

Months: and you're telling me that you want me to move in with you??

Burrito: ok when you say it like that

Burrito: I jus think we go together really well okay sue me

Months: well you're right but I have a network built up back home and I can't just ditch it for someone I met two weeks ago

Months: now listen I'm not saying I don't fancy you because I do. you're fit as all hell and you keep your wits about you.

Months: but it would be the same as me asking you to move out with me

Months: that's a big commitment for both of us

Months: this isn't love island

Burrito: I would move out there.

Burrito: I'm just saying.

Months: I don't know what to say to that.

Months: actually I do

Months: stay in nyc. You have a lot more going there than you would anywhere else. This is not the time to get caught up in the honeymoon phase of a relationship

Burrito: I would move out there for you.

Months: I know but I really don't want you to

Months: I appreciate it and I'm glad you are willing to commit but I don't want to take this opportunity away from you.

Burrito: okay then move out here. You tell me like all the time that you hate it there and here is so much more fun

Burrito: you've been gone for twenty minutes and I miss you

Months: it's been half an hour since I left and I've known you for a few weeks. Any place is cool and fun when it's a vacation and you've never been.

Months: look, I'm going to be honest with you here babes

Months: I think you're really awesome and we do work well together but I have commitment issues and we live so far apart. We can give it a shot but I can't make any promises do you know what I mean

Burrito: any promises about what

Months: you're fine with this???

Burrito: obviously just don't cheat on me lmao

Burrito: I said I think you're cool what more do you want me to say that's basically the equivalent to saying I want to marry u

Months: I can't make any promises that it'll all work out or I won't back out but I would never mug you off for someone else

Months: I'm not a cheater I promise

Months: it's just when things go well I tend to botch it

Burrito: don't worry I do too lmao

Burrito: don't think I've ever gone up to someone like I did to you

Burrito: u should feel special

Months: I didn't at first but I do now

Months: you were cheesing me off for the first few days.

Burrito: is that good

Months: absolutely not

Burrito: ah well I love cheese

Months: you

Months: you are so

Months: you are so mystifying