Tidepod: stop posting these photos on Instagram I'm going to have a stroke

Tidepod: [video attached]

Tidepod: video proof of me getting sick

Hatrick: it just reminds me Pete lives so far away

Peeter: funny that you assume I want to take photos with you anyways

Hatrick: I'm going to leave you

Tylenol: why are you guys like this

Months: I expected nothing less from Americans.

Burrito: what's that supposed to mean

Months: America is weird I don't like it here

Months: I read the great gatsby a few years ago and the American dream sounded great yet unachievable.

Months: there is no American dream there is only McDonald's

Burrito: you say that like it's a bad thing

Months: the dollar menu was created by god to punish us for what we've become

Tidepod: for gods sake it's fast food

Peeter: he has a point

Peeter: I spend like twenty bucks a day at McDonald's

Hatrick: you have an on campus meal plan

Peeter: McDonald's is pretty close to campus it should count

Burrito: why don't you ever get me anything

Peeter: I'm on a budget

Burrito: Dallonnn

Months: I'm not contributing to a McDonald's fund

Tidepod: I'll PayPal you ten bucks

Burrito: no it's okay you don't have to

Burrito: but thank u :)

Tylenol: hes stubborn

Peeter: just a little bit

Hatrick: wow we didn't notice

Burrito: >:(

Burrito: why are you guys so Mean to Me

Burrito: lil ol me

Peeter: you made out with a stranger on my bed

Burrito: he's not a stranger anymore but ok

Hatrick: you ate my Mac and cheese once

Tylenol: you pushed me off the bed when we had a sleepover

Burrito: that was involuntary and you know it

Tidepod: why were you sleeping in the same bed

Burrito: camping and one inflatable mattress broke

Months: why didn't one of you just sleep on the floor of the tent

Tylenol: let us be more clear

Tylenol: camping on a lake

Tidepod: ... On the lake.

Tidepod: like you were camping out on the water

Burrito: yeah that's why we were using an inflatable mattress

Peeter: I hate talking about this it's so dumb and my braincells start killing each other out of mercy.

Hatrick: tell them how the second mattress popped

Burrito: that's mean

Months: what did you do

Tylenol: we cooked the food on land right because we aren't that stupid

Tylenol: and then we hopped on the mattresses and drifted out to the lake

Tylenol: and I had my pocket knife to cut the dinner

Tidepod: what did you make

Burrito: just hot dogs but we brought fruit too

Tylenol: yeah I was cutting strawberries and I sliced the bed

Tidepod: I—

Tidepod: are you kidding

Burrito: tragically we are not

Months: that story was the definition of chaos and all we were given was the summary