Burrito: I don't have to disclose anything to you idiots but it's a thing okay don't blow this for me and don't circulate that video I'm trying to get a job

Peeter: I'm totally gonna blow this for you.

Tylenol: do not

Tidepod: we should let them be but also make fun of them. Constantly. Every second of every day.

Months: ???

Tidepod: haha ur English

Months: your country is morbidly obese and the laughing stock of the world

Hatrick: damn :/ he got us there

Months: cheers

Burrito: u don't like iced tea

Months: it's just weird why can't you brew it hot in a kettle and drink it hot

Burrito: we can buy tea in gallon jugs & it's effortless

Burrito: instant gratification

Months: I'm leaving

Burrito: where are you

Months: I was down the street getting coffee but now I'm calling a cab to get to the airport

Tylenol: how long are u in nyc for

Months: 2 more minutes

Tidepod: ???? What

Burrito: 2 days

Burrito: just a weekend thing but I'm :)

Peeter: I want him gone by tomorrow

Months: I'm not leaving until Monday morning

Peeter: I said what I said

Hatrick: has Pete come back yet

Burrito: no he sent a friend to get all the stuff he needs

Tidepod: Pete where are you living

Peeter: hell

Peeter: it's engrained into my brain I have to burn my bed

Peeter: can I request a new bed

Burrito: we can switch the mattresses for you

Months: we'll take the bedding to a cleaning service for no charge

Peeter: I need the pillows washed too

Burrito: just the cases

Peeter: deal

Tidepod: you didn't answer my question

Peeter: a friend's dorm

Hatrick: you could've come to stay with me :(

Peeter: if you think I'm walking to your place you are wrong

Hatrick: could've taken the subway

Peeter: with my bare essentials??? Can't risk getting robbed because I would be. Again. Can't risk it again.

Tylenol: I could've picked you up

Peeter: you have a bicycle not a car

Tylenol: yeah I've got pegs on the back wheels you could stand on

Peeter: thanks for the uncomfortable offer but I will disrespectfully decline

Peeter: fuck no

Burrito: here Dallon just got back we're bundling up your sheets now

Peeter: I want documentation

Burrito: [image attached]

Burrito: [image attached]

Months: we included the process of switching mattresses you are welcome

Burrito: don't say I don't do anything for you

Peeter: you guys are too close in the second photo

Hatrick: they're making out

Peeter: that's why I said they're too close

Burrito: [image attached]

Peeter: stop sending me these

Burrito: [image attached]

Burrito: [image attached]

Peeter: I'm coming back and I'm coming back with bleach