Tylenol: where is he it's been like five minutes

Tidepod: he's negotiating with the mafia

Hatrick: it is not the mafia don't be ridiculous

Tidepod: okay but it definitely could be

Tylenol: no

Tidepod: but like

Tylenol: I SAID NO

Tidepod: but they probably heard him and went silent and when he opened the door, they opened fire

Tidepod: does anyone have news alerts for NYU

Tidepod: let me see if the police department has made any statements

Hatrick: he's not dead

Tylenol: seven minutes now

Hatrick: he's not dead

Tylenol: who are you to say

Hatrick: he's not dead this is ridiculous. There was probably an authority figure doing a routine check.

Peeter: IM SO DEAD

Tylenol: told u

Tidepod: he returns

Tidepod: what happened

Peeter: FUVK hold on

Peeter: I'm runninf I need a sevknd ok

Hatrick: take all the time you need

Tylenol: no don't We need the story now respond now explain now

Peeter: I CAAANT

Burrito: DONT SEND THE VIDEO

Burrito: delete it asswipe

Burrito: remove it immediately or be shot on sight

Burrito: PETE I'm nOT KIDDING

Peeter: on MY Bed

Peeter: making out on MY bed

Peeter: ur bed is five feeT AWAY

Peeter: Im hiding and I want a hundred bucks

Burrito: I'm broke I can't give you a hundred bucks

Months: neither can I

Months: can't hash out that much on the spot mate

Peeter: On My Bed

Tylenol: the dots... they are connecting.......

Tidepod: yo wHat

Months: stopped for a snog aye

Burrito: I can't have a nice moment without anyone barging iN ON ME

Peeter: we share the room we agreed on a sock for the doorknob

Burrito: not enough time to put it up

Peeter: how long have you guys been doing that on my bed

Months: I've only been here for an hour

Tidepod: that's not too bad because he had to get a car and traffic probably sucks so maybe ten minutes

Burrito: no it was an hour he landed like an hour and a half ago

Months: flight departed early

Peeter: you guys have been making out on my bed for an hour

Peeter: I thought you hated each other

Burrito: his hate turned to love because it's impossible to hate me

Peeter: I really hate you rn

Burrito: not for long

Peeter: no I think this will last for a while

Burrito: im sorry but also delete the video

Peeter: no

Tidepod: send it in the chat

Hatrick: please don't

Tylenol: please do I need blackmail material

Burrito: don't I swear to god

Peeter: your bed was five feet away

Months: I picked the wrong bed I'm sorry

Burrito: delete it

Burrito: delete it

Burrito: delete it

Peeter: [one file attached]

Peeter: delete this??

Peeter: oops oh no what e v e r shall I do

Burrito: IM GOIMG TO FUCKINH FIND YOU

Burrito: you can't hide forever

Peeter: I can and I will what're you gonna do to me if I do come back

Burrito: I said delete the video or be shot on sight

Peeter: haha alright I'm comin out have fun paying for my funeral

Hatrick: where am I