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Months: Hey

Burrito: who is this

Months: you're the bloke who wrote your ChatApp name on my arm at the airport. I had to register an account just to find you.

Burrito: I'm flattered :0 I guess u thought I was cute too ;)

Months: no I came to lecture you on what a dumb idea that was

Months: do you know how stupid that is? Were you even sure I spoke English or swing your way? Dodgy move.

Months: what if I rob houses and I'm on my way to find you right now

Burrito: ok but you texted me so uhhhh I made a good choice stop lecturing me

Burrito: almost chose your blue haired friend

Months: did your parents ever teach you about stranger danger? Were you just on the search for a cheeky snog or what?

Burrito: if I wanted a lecture I would've asked and I did not?? Who tf do you think you are

Burrito: what the fuck is a snog

Burrito: isn't that a pollutant

Months: that's smog

Months: I'm Dallon who are you

Burrito: oh I remember you now I read your luggage tag I thought u were named after the city in Texas

Burrito: Brendon

Burrito: where u from bb

Burrito: oh man I hope ur from Texas ppl have mansions down there

Months: Manchester

Burrito: in New Hampshire?

Months: no????????

Months: don't even know what New Hampshire is

Months: where are you from

Burrito: ah shit

Months: ??

Burrito: New York :/

Months: but we were in LAX

Burrito: yeah I was on vacation in LA for like a week

Burrito: west coast > east coast

Burrito: thought u were a west coast boy so I initiated my attack

Burrito: and then I thought u were a Texas boy and I didn't mind that

Burrito: I was wrong on both accounts

Burrito: mission failure

Months: you didn't even speak a single word to me

Months: even just saying hi & asking for a name would've told you exactly what you needed to know.

Months: am I gonna have to mug you off now that you'll be across the Atlantic Ocean when my visit is over

Months: no metric system no friendship

Burrito: no?? Be nice to me, Manchester man

Burrito: can you be from London that has a nice ring to it. London boy.

Burrito: gonna alternate between Manchester man and London boy

Months: you said you initiated your attack on me I'm not changing my life story to fit your fantasy

Burrito: it's a metaphor

Burrito: and u have to have some fuckin guts to live in New York I did what I had to do

Months: you need to work on your banter. Don't remember your face, all I have to work with is the this chat

Burrito: no offense but what the hell are you saying

Months: can't be arsed to explain something like banter to you. Google it??

Burrito: It's like you're speaking another language what the

Burrito: haha wait let me add you to my group chat I can't update them on this fast enough

Months: I'm just gossip to you now???

Burrito: no ur cute but like I don't understand you Manchester boy

Burrito: Manchester man

Burrito: can't forget a face like yours

Months: I forgot yours.

Burrito: thanks Manchester man