"What is Shrek doing here again?"

"I told you. He's my wingman."

"Well, tell your wingman to stop looking me."

"He can't help it. You're just too beautiful. Plus, he can't hear, he's cardboard."

"Well then why is he your wingman if he's 'just cardboard'?"

"Shh! Don't say that in front of him! You'll hurt wingman's feelings! He prefers, 'advanced human being'."

"He's not human..."

"He is at heart..."

"This is impossible. Well why is Fiona here?"

"I bought her for you. She's your wing woman."

"Thanks. I was kind of hoping we didn't have to carry a life-sized, animated cardboard cutout everywhere we go."

"It's not their fault they broke their legs in a totally awesome skateboarding competition."

"You told me that they were walking in Antartica, and their legs went numb, so they can't walk."

"Yeah...they did." She lets out a laugh.

"Okay. So why are we here?"

"Can't I just hang out with my myspace girlfriend?"

"We were never supposed to bring that up. Ever again."

"Well I did."

"Why do you like Shrek so much?"

"Because he reminds me of myself."

"Eats bugs, mud, scares little kids, and is all around ugly? You're not like him at all."

"No. Strikingly handsome, and on a gourmet diet." The two burst out laughing.

"That is way far-fetched."

"I know. It's really because it was always my favorite movie."

"That's your favorite movie?"

"Yup."

"O...kay."

"Why are you acting so weird about it?"

"Because it's a children's movie."

"We're all children at heart."

"Yes. I agree."

"We're such fun people."

"Yeah, totally. Do you know what today is?"

"One in the afternoon."

"That's not today."

"I know. It's the 12th."

"You're wrong."

"The 13th?"

"Nope."

"Oh! It's the 11th!"

"No."

"Tenth?"

"Wrong."

"How can I be this wrong?!"

"It's our anniversary, doofus."

"Oh. I remembered that. I thought we were talking about today's date." She lets out a laugh.

"It's our three year anniversary.

"I know right. And to think this started from a sex hotline."

"I'm so glad I quit that place. I felt super uncomfortable every time someone called."

"Yeah. I felt super jealous every time someone called." She laughs.

"I know you did."

"You wanna know what I got you for out anniversary?"

"Yes." She leans forwards a little, waiting for the gift.

"It's...a...kiss." He smiles, and places a quick kiss in her lips.

"Oh, thank you." She forces a smile. Evan bursts out laughing.

"I was just kidding."

"Oh."

"So. I got us both two tickets to Europe, because I know how much you liked it."

"Cemeteries!" she shouts, holding her fists in the air.

"The creepy girlfriend is back."

"The cemeteries are beautiful. Albeit, it's full of dead people, but it's beautiful."

"I'll believe it when I see it."

"You'll see it when we're in Europe."

Europe

"Wow. I take it back. You aren't creepy at all."

"Twenty bucks."

"What?"

"You owe me twenty bucks."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot we bet on that."

"Well we did, so pay up, sucker." Evan slaps the money down on Tee's waiting palm.

"What do you want to do now?"

"Let's go get some chips."
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I just wanted him to admit she wasn't creepy :)

Word count: 533 without this note. Sorry for going over!