" I DO WANT TO KNOW THE THINGS YOU DO!!! SON, YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHY YOU'RE BLACK AND BLUE "

full name.

Marcello Howard Hamilton

nicknames.

Mar, Mars Bars, Mom, Mark, John Lauren's waifu

age.

23

gender.

male

sexuality.

doesn't really care about his sexuality so... probably aroace

role.

Mother Bird's Data

special abilities.

• frightening others with his concerning motherly habit 'til the point where they piss in their pants
• might as well has sonic scream because of how loud and how girly he sounds like when he screams
• his power of being a good mom

" LUKE SKYWALKER, I AM YOUR MOTHER "

faceclaim / appearance.

Donald Glover

personality.

Marcello is a very chill man who is full of dad jokes and such terrible puns that will make you want to kill yourself (okay, maybe not that far but you get what I mean). He is a pacifist and usually the one who keeps peace within his friends. He is extremely caring, and a tad too overprotective of them, being the mom friend he is. He also happens to be a scaredy cat, getting freaked out by other things way too easily. This is often known as a bad thing because he's a man and he needs to learn how to toughen up.

He also happens to be pretty, and I mean, supremely frightening at times, despite himself being often scared by the pettiest of things easily. Frankly, Marcello only appears to be really scary to some because of his overloaded motherly attitude. He doesn't actually purposely acts that way, it's just how he is. He's also rather amiable and affable so if you're stuck with being friendly, he'll do all the talking.

Marcello also has a free-spirited soul. He doesn't care about what others think of him nor does he care about their judgement. He is a trustworthy and very faithful friend—the kind of guy you need in your lives. He also has a pretty good sense of humour and is a rather charming gentleman so there's a bonus.

what were their reaction upon witnessing the murder?.

1) stopped breathing
2) screamed like a banshee
3) fainted

background.

Marcello has a completely average backstory, his backstory might as well be a funny but normal one. First of all, he had a huge family living under one roof so things can get pretty irritating for him from time to time. Second of all, he has the best twin brother in the world. Third of all, he has an adorable pet cat called Lux. Overall, nothing really dramatic or interesting happened to his life, just the fact where his cat was helpful enough to kill a spider in one of their bathrooms.

other.

••• has an affinity with birds for some reason
••• might as well have the best screaming award
••• secretly watches anime as he is intrigued by it

tag.

MOONPUZZLED