Horse: I'm so purty!!!

Person: You are all mud...

Horse: Oh, right. Well, I love mud! It feels so good!!

Person: Okay....

Horse: Except....its dried, and it's itchy. REMOVE IT AT ONCE, human!

Person: *sigh* Alrighty. *starts brushing with curry comb* *shed hair flies into face* *grabs shedding brush* Now, let's see if I can make you look a little nicer...

*3 hours later*

Person: Alright, done with the shedding brush, onto the curry.

Horse: YOU MISSED A SPOT

Person: Where?

Horse: I dunno, but I'm sure you did.

Person: *facepalm*

*later*

Person: *lets out in paddock* Okay, pleeeeease don't roll.

Horse: Hm? ME? Why would I ever do that??!! *nibbles hay innocently*

Person: Well, if your sure... *turns around to put away halter* *looks back at horse*

Horse: *twice as bad as before* Hahahaha! Mud-monster has returned!!!