Yah, so I suck at putting on the girth,
Majorly.

*putting on girth*

Me: *grabs girth*

Instructor: Uh, the other one.

Me: Ahh, right. *goes up to horse*

Instructor: Other side.

Me: Whooooops...*goes to other side* *tries strapping girth on*

Horse: *does horsy growl*

Me: Eek! It UNEVEN! *scurries to other side*

Instructor: Chill, I can fix it,

Me: *opposite of chill*

Horse: Saaaaaame.

Conclusion: Sloppy girth that sucks...

Me: *freaking out*

Horse: *laughing*

Instructor: *facepalm*