It had been a long day at work and you were walking home... In the dark... At night... Alone... So you were basically asking to be kidnapped... Or killed... Or kidnapped THEN killed. You turned into an alleyway, a shortcut you had been using for a while now. Never at night though. But it was late and you were tired and at this point, you'd do anything to get in your bed and sleep as soon as you could. You were walking down the cold, dark alleyway when out of nowhere, a pair of ice- cold hands grabbed hold of your arms. You sceamed and turned around and you saw... Your boyfriend- Art the clown. You laughed and gave him a playful punch in the arm. " You scared the shit out of me, Art!!" You said, still laughing. Art just stood there, pointing at you and laughing silently. Then he picked you up bridal style and carried you all the way home. " I love you, Art." You said, your arms wrapped around his neck. He kissed you on the nose after mouthing " I love you, too, (Y/n)."