For all my House of 1000 Corpses fans, this is for you!
Your Backstory:
   You don't really have any family. Your mother died when you were about 5 years old. Since then, your father treated you horribly.
   When you were 16, you ran away from home. That's where you met your three big brothers who gave you a job and a house. They were the only family you cared for.
   Soon you will get more family than you know what to do with when you meet your lady.

Meeting Her:
   So you and your brothers took a trip through the country when you saw a woman on the side of the road. You felt bad for her so asked them to pull over and let her come with you.
   As you rode together, the woman introduced herself as Baby. She chatted with you about anything and everything and you began to like her.

The Aftermath/Meet Again:
   Soon after, you met her family who were whacky but very nice to you and your family.
   You overheard the family talking about whether or not they should kill you. Without warning, you ran out of the house and grabbed your brothers on the way out.

Hang Out/Become Friends:
   A few months later, you were at the club when you ran into a familiar stripper. Baby pulled you into a back room where she explained everything.
   Her family was known for being psychotic killers. At first, she had thought to kill you and your family but changed her mind.
   She like you. No one had ever understood her before. Usually, they like her cuz she's pretty but they think she's psycho. But you had liked her for who she was and liked her psycho side. She no longer wanted to kill you but be your friend. So you became friends.

She Falls In Love With You:
   Baby Firefly fell in love with you!
   You were the only one who understood her weirdness and wanted her for more than her looks.
   You were kind to her and she loved that about you.
   This was the first time she had fallen for someone and a woman was not what she was expecting but she couldn't deny what was the truth.

You Fall In Love With Her:
   You fell in love with Baby Firefly!
   She was psycho but you liked that about her. She was also sweet and goofy and you loved everything about her.
   And you definitely couldn't deny it.

First Date:
   Sometime later, Baby randomly appeared at your house and pulled you after her. When asked why, she announced, "I'm taking you on a date."
   She took you to the club and you were reminded of the time you had agreed to friendship with her. And now perhaps you could be more.

First Kiss:
   Baby didn't play no games! After the first date, she practically made out with you! After that, you knew you had become more than just friends.

Nicknames:
Hers: cutie
Yours: sexy thing

Gift (Necklace):

Family Get Together:
   They already met.

You Move In With Her:
   After awhile, Baby convinced her mom to let you and your brothers stay in the house. That was fine for all of you. You shared a room with Baby while your brothers stayed in the room next door.

Pet:

Your Relationship:
   It's filled with sexual tension and Baby tends to be very assertive.

Her Best Friend:
Jennifer Check

When You're Sick:
   Baby usually leaves it to Mama to take care of you because she doesn't wanna get sick.

When You're On Your Period:
   Once again, she leaves it to Mama to take care of it.

She Gets Jealous:
   Baby has a tendency to get jealous. One day, you were at the club and this guy started hitting on you. She kidnapped him and tortured him while singing at the top of her lungs.

Her Theme Song:

https://youtu.be/77iKmYKHu6U

Bad Girlfriend~Theory of a Deadman

What She Loves Most About You:
That you understand her and like her psycho side.

How You Kiss:

Halloween Special:
   The Firefly house was jam-packed full of people getting ready for Halloween. You were with    Baby getting dressed as a gypsy woman in a somewhat modest dress while Baby was a genie in basically what looked like a swimsuit with a skirt.
   Once everyone was ready, you, Baby, Otis and his girlfriend, Tiny, Captain Spaulding and his girlfriend, Mama and her girlfriend, and your brothers all headed out to a party at the club where you danced, drank, and just had a great time.

Christmas Special:
   The house was parked come Christmas morning, everyone rushing downstairs to get their gifts while Mama was in the kitchen making breakfast and Christmas cookies.
   When it was finally your turn, Baby had gotten you a beautiful necklace. You thought how sweet it was. Then she took you outside and showed you the guard dog she had also gotten you.
    You didn't need mistletoe to kiss the mess outta her.

Valentine Special:

You Get Jealous:
   Baby is a beautiful woman so it's not surprising that men and sometimes even women fall for her. But you can't help but get a little jealous sometimes. Of course, she always makes it up to you.

She Sees You Naked:
   You were getting changed after a long day when Baby walked into the room with no warning.
You flushed with embarrassment but she just smirked, winked, and walked away, still smirking.

Make Out Caught:
   You and Baby were finally alone one day. You were watching some movies and just hanging out when the two of you started making out. At that moment, Otis and Tiny walked in.
   "Get some, Baby!" They yelled, grinning.
   Baby gave them a devil look. "What did I tell you two about interrupting me when I'm busy?!"
   She chased them around the house, making you laugh your ass off.

So we've got this beautiful lady to add.
Also, for all you lovely people who've been waiting patiently to get to the smut you need wait no longer. It will be in the next chapter.