Wedding Dress

Wedding Ring

Jack's Suit

•Jack is a very traditional man

•so that means a traditional style wedding including you wearing white and carrying a bouquet of roses

•Did I say traditional?

•Did I forget to mention that Jack kidnapped some hotel residents and tied them to chairs to act as witnesses?

•cuz that happens

•the priest is a guy he found on Craigslist

•you told him never to go on Craigslist because of all the crazies on there

•he just gave you a look

•"Sorry. Forgot who I was marrying for a second there."

•of course the priest is also tied up

•Jack drinks too much during the reception

•you have to drag his drunk ass back to the hotel

•but you love this pain in your ass