Dating Him Would Involve...

I've actually never done one of these before...
Freddy:
•you sleep more than you used to
•doing major renovations on the Elm Street house
•lots of teasing and flirting
•rough sex
•hiding scratches that were made on your back by his finger knives
•meeting his daughter
•potentially bringing them back together again
•your ex's and other people who have hurt you "mysteriously" dying in their sleep
•him secretly being a big softie and loving cuddles

Jason:
•you spend a lot of time in the woods
•moving to Camp Crystal Lake
•camping is a must
•cuddles
•reading to Jason and teaching him to read and write
•teaching Jason how to swim so he isn't as afraid
•him being reluctant at first but eventually getting used to it
•him also being reluctant to do anything "physical"
•eventually agreeing to it
•becoming close to his mom
•a LOT of cuddles (he's a giant teddy bear)
•him killing those that hurt you

Michael:
•moving to Haddonfield
•teaching Michael to read and write
•cuddling in silence
•him killing people who hurt you
•Halloween is your favorite holiday and you both go all out
•him fucking you against a wall (he really does defy all gravity)
•rough sex basically (usually against a wall)
•him being overprotective of you

Leatherface:
•a LOT of cuddles
•he's the biggest teddy bear ever!
•moving to Texas
•spending a lot of time with his family
•being friends with his family (mostly with Tex and Chop Top to some extent)
•going all out for him for Christmas and his birthday cuz he gets all happy when you do
•mostly gentle sex/making love
•he really doesn't want to hurt you
•a lot of outdoor activities

Ghostface:
•you're both giant horror movie nerds!
•lots of cuddling (again cuz you watch a lot of horror movies)
•living in Woodsboro and going to school with Billy and Stu
•hating Sidney with a fiery passion
•love/hate relationship with Stu
•being a very sassy bitch (Billy says that's part of the reason he loves you so much)
•rough sex
•usually on the couch
•while watching horror movies
•doing a lot of laundry to keep his clothes blood free

Norman:
•being the innocent little smol beans you both are!
•living in the hotel
•being close with Norma
•going all out on holidays to make Norman happy
•taking your relationship slow
•gentle sex
•when it finally does happen
•mostly in the shower
•LOTS of cuddling and falling asleep together
•helping him run the hotel

Brahms:
•constantly following his lists
•keeping the doll clean
•him killing people who mess with you or the doll
•you broke it once by accident and he was mad at first but couldn't imagine life without you so forgave you
•holding him tight when he learned his parents died
•him being nervous about doing "adult stuff"
•eventually you convinced him and he was gentle with you
•and there was a lot of cuddling afterwards

Polite Leader:
•being part of his gang
•the girls getting jealous but having to suck it up cuz Rhys wouldn't trade you for all the women in the world
•him being ridiculously romantic
•having a lot of weapons around the house
•participating in the purge every year
•cuddling
•a lot of cuddling
•also sex
•a lot of that
•sometimes rough
•sometimes gentle
•but always romantic
•him being an ideal boyfriend
•except for his anger issues
•a lot of "I love yous"

Jack Torrance:
•living at the Overlook Hotel
•being practically married to Jack from the first time he said "I love you"
•a lot of "I love yous"
•him being overprotective
•CUDDLING!
•rough sex
•actually scratch that
•DIRTY sex
•him being obsessive over you
•some days you don't even leave the bedroom

Pinhead:
•him treating you like a queen
•rough kinky sex
•pain...pleasure...it's all the same in the bedroom...
•being friends with the female cenobite
•her fangirling over your relationship
•him being occasionally harsh on you
•he loves punishments
•throne sex
•mostly the relationship has a lot of sex

Pennywise:
•going all out for Halloween
•spending a lot of time at the circus or at carnivals
•dirty sex
•literally and figuratively
•him occasionally pranking you by showing you your fears
•scratch that a lot
•you eventually learn to overcome your fears so they don't bother you anymore
•rough sex
•getting bit
•a lot

Slim:
•a lot of trips in the space ship
•eventually growing close to his brothers
•except Spike cuz he scares you
•when you first met Slim, you were scared he was going to eat you
•he did
•but in a different way
•mostly gentle sex
•but sometimes rough
•lot of oral if it wasn't already obvious
•he's also very romantic and sweet
•actually joining him when they go out to hunt
•mostly acting as bait
•and him being ridiculously protective

Harry:
•helping him catch up on what he's missed out on
•going all out for Valentine's day
•he especially loves giving you chocolate
•and cuddles don't forget the cuddles
•and roses cuz they're a symbol of his love
•he's ridiculously romantic
•and overprotective
•the sex is great too
•usually slow and loving
•at times rough though
•depends on his mood

Dracula:
•him being old-fashioned
•you being totally ok with that
•him being very romantic because of it
•him wanting to do everything right
•including waiting until marriage
•slow and loving when it's your honeymoon
•but a hell of a lot rougher once you get turned
•him turning you so you can be together forever
•being a vampire is actually pretty fun
•having him for all eternity
•sweet cuddles before bed

Dracula's Brides:
•they are the opposite of their ex husband
•rough kinky sex
•they did not wait cuz they couldn't control themselves
•them getting jealous over each other
•you showing them you can love them all
•them turning you after you get married
•being a vampire isn't bad

Akasha:
•her being obsessed with you
•and overprotective
•and jealous
•a lot of biting during sex
•rough sex
•mostly in the bath or bed
•being her queen
•the wedding being more of an official ceremony performed not long after you gave yourself to her

Sanderson Sisters:
•them getting jealous of each other
•you convincing them not to
•Winifred being completely in control
•until you get her in bed 😏😉
•Mary is shy
•you have to coax her into bed
•or to do anything really
•Sarah is the first to jump into bed with you
•a lot of sex
•mostly with all three of them at once
•a lot of cuddling too
•its a weird relationship
•but you wouldn't trade it for anything

Beetlejuice:
•him being pervy
•and calling you babes all the time
•and getting jealous around other guys
•secretly he's scared you'll find someone better
•pulling pranks together
•causing havoc in the Netherworld
•him loving you completely
•you think he won't be able to give up other girls
•but he immediately does the second he falls for you

Edward:
•him being old-fashioned
•that means waiting til marriage
•when the honeymoon comes round, he's very gentle and sweet with you
•and there's a lot of cuddling afterwards
•actually just cuddling in general
•and slow dancing
•and reading together in the library
•he's very romantic
•and is not afraid of spending money to show it
•lets just say your honeymoon was magical
•and not just cuz of the sex
•Ramsley eventually gets used to you
•you're friends with the servants too

Jennifer:
•she's a flirt
•but so are you
•you often end up teasing each other until you end up in bed
•rough sex
•cuddling after
•watching movies together
•going clubbing
•she basically takes you out anywhere she can show you off
•Needy becomes your best friend
•going to school with them both
•getting bullied for being with her when you're a nerd
•her killing the bullies
•now everyone leaves you alone

Frank:
•living in his castle
•you're the first and only person he loves
•at first Columbia and Rocky get jealous
•now they're your friends
•Magenta and Riff Raff too
•basically the end of Rocky Horror didn't happen
•he never met Brad or Janet
•eventually had to go on the run though cuz Dr. Scott found out who he is
•he asked you to come with him
•you end up going to Transexual, Transylvania once you're married
•rough sex
•you've been at it since not long after you started dating
•he really can't resist you
•and vice versa

Look See:
•he's super sweet and loves you to pieces
•you live together in a cabin in the woods
•you show him all the new things he doesn't yet know about
•he's fascinated about everything
•especially you
•you spend time with other CryptTV monsters
•you become friends with them
•the only thing you're attached to now is him
•he wanted to wait til marriage
•but things happened
•he's an animal in the bed
•but cuddles a lot afterwards

Thomas and Lucille:
•they are jealous of each other
•Tom is gentle and romantic
•Lucy would prefer to just rip your clothes off
•sex is either really rough or slow and sensual
•depends on the situation
•they are very artistic
•you are too
•you live in the Sharpe Manor
•your wedding was interesting to say the least
•at the end of the day they wouldn't trade you for anything

Angelique:
•her being overprotective
•especially since Barnabus left her
•you met him once
•let's just say it didn't end well for him
•basically you whooped ass
•being fascinated with her magic
•and just her in general
•she's gorgeous
•especially when you two are in throws of passion
•lets just say you christened the whole house
•you love her unconditionally
•you want her to be happy
•because she deserves to be happy
•she loves you completely

Sweeney Todd:
•he's very old fashioned
•so you waited til marriage
•he's also a gentleman
•he wants to make sure you're cared for
•he's obviously very romantic
•though at times he can be a bit of a dick
•partially cuz of the time frame
•the other because of what he went through
•you're best friends with his daughter
•and Miss Lovett
•she was jealous of your relationship
•now she's basically a shipper (haha)
•gentle sex
•except after a kill
•then rough
•taking good care of him

Jack Frost:
•he's a perv
•a LOT of corny jokes
•you get sick a lot
•because y'know making out with a snowman
•honestly it's surprising that you aren't sick all the time
•rough sex
•dirty sex too
•a lot of teasing and foreplay
•basically you're both giant dorks

Leprechaun:
•he's a giant dork
•he's obsessed with you
•you are his bride even if you won't admit it
•he treats you like a queen
•usually rough sex
•he's very good at making you laugh

Chucky:
•he seems like a jerk
•truthfully tho he treats you like a princess
•he wants you to be his forever
•very pervy
•dorky
•and very much a dick
•he loves you tho
•rough sex
•dirty sex
•he literally cannot keep his hands off you
•he's also very annoying

Pyramid Head:
•he's very pervy
•he didn't wait
•cuz he couldn't help himself
•rough sex
•he loves you dearly
•but he has anger issues
•you have to be careful with him
•he's the jealous type

Hannibal:
•he's a gentleman
•and a total sweetheart
•and also very romantic
•he's not afraid of showing his love
•no matter how much money he has to spend
•his eating habits bothered you at first
•but now not so much
•gentle sex
•except when he needs to let off some steam
•a lot of cuddling afterwards

Horny the Clown:
•mostly dirty and kinky sex
•they don't call him "horny" for nothing
•surprisingly he's pretty sweet
•he mostly takes you out to old fashioned restaurants/diners
•or drive in movies
•or arcades or bowling
•he loves you very much
•he's weird but so are you
•so it works out

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde:
•they fight over you a lot
•Jekyll is more soft spoken and nervous
•he's sweet and romantic
•Hyde is too
•but in a different way
•and also more up front about what he wants
•Jekyll is more gentle when it comes to love-making
•Hyde is very rough and passionate
•it's hard not to love them both
•they would do anything for you
•Hyde helps Jekyll get more confident with you
•and with your sex life

Phantom:
•he's super innocent
•and loves you unconditionally
•you're both artistic
•and love to sing
•you put on private performances for him
•some a little more...interesting than others
•gentle love-making
•he's a sweetheart
•and would do anything for you
•even die for you

Graverobber:
•he's very romantic
•and sweet
•money is not an issue
•he wants everything to be perfect
•a lot of singing
•romantic love-making
•sometimes gentle
•but other times very rough and passionate
•you have to watch out for other girls
•because they get jealous
•a lot
•you get used to Amber Sweet being around
•although you almost killed her the first time you met
•now you're friends

Bloody Mary:
•she's sweet as can be
•she's actually very self conscious about how she looks
•so you make it a point to always make her feel loved
•usually with lots of hand-holding
•she wants the apple pie life with you
•and you want the same

Candyman:
•he's a sweet guy
•even though he can come off as intimidating
•he would move heaven and Earth for you
•he's completely devoted to you
•he treats you like a queen
•he can get crazy tho
•he would kill anyone who hurts you
•rough sex if after a kill
•he mostly tries to be gentle
•but sometimes he loses it
•he is big on cuddling

Creeper:
•crazy and pervy
•he is way overprotective
•but only cuz he feels you are his everything
•has a romantic streak
•although he doesn't like to admit it
•mostly cuz he likes to be the big tough guy
•his eating habits used to bother you
•but you got used to it
•rough sex
•he is definitely the jealous type

Jigsaw:
•he didn't think you would love him
•mostly because of his condition
•but you showed him
•he is a gentleman
•money is not an issue
•gentle loving sex
•cuddles
•helping him set up his traps
•sweet kisses and cuddles
•a lot of hand holding
•he's the romantic type
•and also the jealous type
•mostly cuz he knows you can do better
•and he doesn't wanna lose you
•you're his world

Kevin:
•really it depends on his personality
•he can single-handedly be jealous not jealous romantic distant overprotective and not all at once
•or childish
•or anything really
•he has a personality for everything

Patrick:
•he is psycho
•but sweet
•romantic too
•money is not an issue
•only the best for his baby girl
•he prefers romantic sex over casual
•it's not a deal breaker tho
•you two fight a lot
•but always outta love
•he usually lets you win
•he's the jealous type

Baby:
•she is totally the jealous type
•so are you
•your relationship is mostly sexual tension
•and just sex
•you have to get used to her crazy family
•she is psycho
•and very overprotective
•dirty sex
•she loves hearing you moan her name
•cuddles!
•she loves the cuddles

Tex:
•he's a giant dork
•big into roleplay
•rough sex
•overprotective
•he's the jealous type
•actually very sweet
•loves teasing/hair pulling
•he wanted you from the moment he saw you
•it took some time to get used to his family
•especially Vilmer

Brenda:
•lovable idiot
•overprotective AF
•basically if anyone messes with you they're dead
•sweetheart
•loves pranks
•after you left university she went with you
•romantic
•she's the jealous type
•because you are all hers
•forever
•passionate sex
•she tends to be a drama queen at times
•you don't mind tho

Samara:
•she's a sweetheart
•tends to be shy
•so you make the first moves
•with everything from the first date to getting married
•she's asexual
•she's also kind of protective
•mostly because she's worried about losing you
•loves the cute stuff in the relationship

Regan:
•same as Samara

Grudge:
•the complete opposite of Samara and Regan with the only similarity being that she is ace

Carrie:
•Same as Samara and Regan

Vincent:
•shy and sweet
•would do anything for you
•loves your artistic side
•but he is the more dominant one when you have sex
•rough sex
•loving and gentle with everything else
•cuddles
•cuz he's a big ol' teddy bear

Bughuul:
•overprotective
•dominant
•can be loving at times
•or rough and possessive
•can be scary at times
•you are all his always

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