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Three boys were sent to the principal's office in school. One boys' name was Zip, the other Willie (William), and the last Pea. Because they were naughty children and messed around.

   Zip was on the table, Willie was in the cupboard, and Pea was breaking pencils.

The head teacher walked in, gasped in horror and said, "Zip down, Willie out, Pea in the corner!"