Dedicated to Bugslug3 for this pun!!! Hah... 69th update, I'm so immature...

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   A French man and an English man were sitting at a bar, they were friends but the French man didn't know much English. So the English man told him to go find three new words.

    They agreed to meet at the same bar tomorrow.

   Off he went, and he was on a bus going home, when he heard a women on the phone talking about a plane. She said, "I'm going to takeoff at 10:30 and hopefully arrive at 3:15."

   The first word the learnt was takeoff.

   He then went past the local zoo and heard a child talking about a Zebra.

    So the second word was zebra.

   He went back the next day with only two words, but on the bus he saw a mother with a child and heard her singing, "Hush little baby, Don't you cry. Mommy's gonna sing you a lullaby."

   So the 3rd word was Baby.

    At the bar, the English man asked him what his 3 words were. And in his French accent he replied, "Takeoff, zee bra, baby"

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