Don't worry, these cheese puns will be grate.

My puns will be so gouda you will feel grate.

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere.

Which genre of music do cheeses like to listen to? R'n'Brie

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

When would you keep your eyes on cheese? When it's up to no gouda.