Pansexual_Rand0mness sighed, and mumbled to herself "I wish I didn't have to do this".

Then, turning back to me, she continued, "WITH THE POWER INVESTED IN ME AND THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY I SHALL COMPELL YOU OF THY DIRTY THOUGHTS!"
She holds up a Bible and sprays me with what I'm assuming is holy water. Little does she know I AM the lgbtq. Pansexual and agender. "But I'm gay," I reply, "and trans. Your tricks are nothing against me"

I take a marker out of my pocket and draw a penis on the ground in front of me, and give a smirk. She wipes it off almost immediately and continues, "well it worked on me and I'm pansexual" In response to that, I draw a penis on her forehead too. "I'm pansexual too" I shot her a disgusted look, "and it didn't work on me, did it?"

"Hmm.. y'know what?" Pansexual_Rand0mness starts, "I'll let you go. I was planning on quitting this job anyways. Hell, they don't even pay me well!" She says as she unlocks the cell I am in and goes to the bathroom to wash the marker off. "Yayy!" I squeak. As I skip out of the cell, I remember something. "Oh wait! By the way, there's a grumbo smutshot book I think you should go check out before you quit your job." I mention.