Incorrect Quotes 2

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Minjae: We tried things your way
Daeho: No, we didn't. 
Minjae: I did it in my head and it didn't work

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Nolan: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven
Yuki: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction

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Daeho: That's not funny
Sangki: I thought it was funny
Daeho: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral becuase you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook 

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Tae: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Tae: My facebook photo is a landscape 

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Nolan: YOU THINK YOU'RE SMATER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!
Daeho: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am 

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Yuki: Which way did he go?
Minjae: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess he went left
Yuki: You could really figure that out from that?
Minjae: No, you idiot, he sent me a text. See? 

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Daeho: I think you're still suffering from the effects of your party last night
Nolan: All I drank was Redbull!
Daeho: How many?
Nolan: Eighteen. 

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Nolan: Which movie are you and Sangki gonna see tonight?
Tae: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Sangki wants
Nolan: WHich one does he want to see?
Tae: I haven't decided yet. 

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Minjae: ...how much did you spend on your date?
Sangki: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a onth for the next 2,000 years 

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Nolan: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be. 

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Tae: You look like a corpse  that was just puled out of the river
Daeho: Wrong I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference

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Minjae: that sounds like a horrible plan
Maknae line: Oh we've had worse

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Tae: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it
Yuki: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations

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Daeho:  How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?Sangki: Daeho, it's four o'clock in the morning.Daeho: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Yuki: Are you trying to secude me?
Nolan: Why, are you seducible?

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Daeho: WHO THE FUCK!
Tae: Language!
Daeho: WHOM THE FUCK! 
Tae: NO! 

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Yuki: We both look very handsome tonight
Minjae: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said "So do you."
Yuki: I couldn't take that chance 

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Sangki: I think I just figures eomthing out. I gotta go!
Minjae: Aren't you forgetting something?
Sangki: uhh...*hesitantly kisses Tae's forehead before running out.* 
Minjae: No, pay your damn bill! Damn who raised you?
Tae:...

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Tae: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*Minjae : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 centsTae: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at youDaeho: Actually I did the math, Minjae would have $225,000 not $0.15.Minjae: Fam I'm right here....Sangki: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)Tae: while you're there could you buy me an apple juice please?Sangki: Sorry I only have a dollarTae: :(Daeho: Hey I just realized i'm right, Minjae would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a centSangki: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juiceDaeho: You can buy anything you want with $22,500Yuki: Yeah and he wants soda and an apple juiceDaeho: Apple juice to whatNolan: Directly to the foreheadNolan: Great chat everyone

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