Dorian: Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Dani: ...It was me. I broke it.

Dorian: No you didn't. Mark?

Mark: What? I didn't break it!

Nico: Huh, weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Mark: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Nico: Suspicious.

Will: If it matters, probably not... Monica was the last one to use it.

Mónica: Lier! I don't even drink that crap!

Will: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee maker?

Mónica: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!

Dani: Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.

Dorian: No. Who broke it?

Amir: *Whispering* Damien's been awfully quiet this whole time.

Damien: Really!?

Dorian: *leaves room* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in 10 minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.