-Sunday, 02:03, ten minutes after Greg has fallen asleep-

We came very close to kissing last night.. -SH

You.

Can.

Not.

Just.

Spring.

That.

On.

A.

Girl.

And people say I'm a drama queen... -SH

It's fucking two am and you're just telling me you nearly kissed Greg! I'm allowed to be dramatic, damn you. -M

You spend too much time with John. You're swearing like a salior. -SH

Shut up. Can we get back to this near kiss? -M

Yes. -SH

I want details. -M

We just sort of stared for a long time and he fed me a piece of popcorn before taking his time in staring at my lips... -SH

Why didn't he kiss you? -M

I think he chickened out. -SH

Why didn't you say anything?! -M

There's no reason to rush into it. Greg will kiss me when he's ready. -SH

You're such a girl. You make the first move! -M

No. -SH

No? -M

I know Greg and I know myself. We both want him to be the one to make the first move. He's always been like that. -SH

You two are odd. You know so much about each other than I find it creepy. -M

We've known each other for almost seventeen years, Molly. I doubt he has memories of a time before me. -SH

Modest as ever, I see. -M

I'm not being arrogant. Few people have memories from when they were that young. -SH

Okay, you have a point. -M

I usually do. -SH

Except your point is usually how much you like Greg and love him and will totally be walking down the isle to marry him. -M

I feel oddly calm now. Like... I've accepted that we'll probably get together at some point. It's not just dreaming and hoping.. It's real. -SH

I'm not getting my hopes up, am I? -SH

I don't think so. It's obvious that you two are madly in love. I don't see how there's any way for you to not get together eventually. -M

Thank you, Molly. I never thought your gossiping would make me this happy. -SH

Who knew? -M

I doubt even God did. -SH

Ha, ha. -M

Do you ever sleep? -SH

Ever I seem to sleep more than you. -SH

Irene is over. -M

And don't you fucking say a thing. -M

Ah and the swearing is explained. Sours, again? -SH

Maybe.. -M

She's a bad influence on you. -SH

But she's hot. -M

Shit. Forget that! -M

I'm sorry, I can never forget that. This feels oddly like how I revealed my feelings a for Greg to you. -SH

Go to sleep. -M

Grumpy. -SH

Maybe you're get lucky and wake up to find Greg has morning wood! -M

....

Sorry. Too far? -M

A bit. -SH

Sorry. Fuck. I'm drunk. It's official. -M

Goodnight, Molly. Do try to recover before Monday, we have to practise the routine. -SH

Will do. -M

*

-Sunday, 10:51, five minutes after Sherlock has woken up-

Gone home? -SH

Mum dragged me shopping.

Didn't want to wake you. You looked so adorable when I woke up to find your head in my lap.

It was inevitable. -SH

You having your head in my lap?

Your mother taking you out somewhere to spend time with you. You've been here an awful lot more than usual lately. -SH

You were ill!

I'm not complaining. I'm more than happy to have you here. -SH

Good.

I'll see you later, okay?

Okay. -SH

Have fun. -SH

I won't.

I know. -SH

Git.

xx -SH

[Delayed] Fine. I forgive you.

Can't resist my kisses? -SH

It's my biggest weakness.

Go shop, you flirt. -SH

All right. Xxx

*

-Sunday, 14:18, a minute after Greg and his mum began the journey back home-

Sunshine, I think we should talk.

Yes? -SH

We have a problem. We need to solve it.

Go on. -SH

Okay... I'm just going to say it...

Well, text it..

Get to the point, Greg. -SH

You called me Greg over text again.

Greg! -SH

Right, right.

You snore.

What? -SH

You snore, sunshine.

[UNSENT] I thought you were going to talk about the screenshots. -SH

[Delayed] I do not snore. -SH

You do.

Do not. -SH

Do.

I do not! -SH

You do!

Shut up. -SH

If I do, it's not bad. -SH

It kept me up last night.

You normally fall asleep before me. Not my fault you didn't this time. -SH

Yeah, I suppose... Still. Sort that out.

Oh, shut up. When are you back from the mother and son shopping trip? -SH

We're on the way back now.

How long? -SH

Maybe an hour? More if the traffic is bad.

All right. Can we g to the park when you get back? -SH

[Slight delay] Sure. Mum says I'm free to go.

She didn't kidnap you. -SH

Might as well have.

And people say I'm the drama queen in our group. -SH

You are a drama queen, sunshine.

I feel sorry for your future boyfriend/girlfriend.

I'll find someone willing to put up with me. Can't be too hard. You, John and Molly all put up with me. -SH

I had no choice. Your presence was forced upon me.

Twat. -SH

I can feel the love.

You're just lucky you're pretty. -SH

YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?

Drama queen. -SH

How many coffees did your mum buy you? -SH

Four...or five. Maybe six?

Christ. -SH

Coffee doesn't affect me that much!

It does. -SH

Maybe.

Yes. -SH

Shut up. You like me when I'm hyper.

I like you when you're not as well. -SH

So you like me always?

Obviously. -SH

I feel like I'm talking to a drunk... -SH

I'm not Molly!

[Delayed] Oh, dear God. That was perfect timing! Brilliant. I haven't laughed so much in a while. -SH

*bows*

I have an experiment to do, I'll see you when you're home. -SH

Bye. Xxx

I still prefer the little ones, xxx -SH

I like both. Xxx

Idiot. -SH

Love you too, sunshine <3