Weird ships #2

Fan_of_some_fandoms gave me these really really weird ships:

Rachel X Blue Hairbrush.

Um, no. Like I said before, I don't ship people and inanimate objects. Rule #1 of shipping. Rule #2 is no shipping people who can't date with others. Rachel is an oracle and she can't date. So... umm.... #Biancasaysno

PercyxPrimrose Everdeen

What??? First off, they never met. Second off, Percy's YEARS older than her. (Well, only two or so, but still!) Third off, she's (SPOILER FOR MOCKINGJAY) dead! Fourth off, she's from the future! Panem is a sort of future America, and Percy is still in modern day America. Fifth off, Percabeth is perfect.

So I must say no. Even though it might be cute if it actually happened.

NicoxHis skull ring

Rule #1 Don't ship people and inanimate objects. Rule #3 Don't ship Nico with anyone but the person he likes (Will).

NicoxHis Aviator Jacket

See above.

Katie GardenerxChocolate Bunny

Rule #1- nah I'm pretty sure you know it by heart know. Rule #4- don't ship people in one relationship with somebody not in that relationship (Tratie).

TempestxBlackjack 

Actually that's kind of cute...

If they like each other, yes.

But since they don't, no.

#Biancasaysmaybe

TysonxPeanut Butter

Rule #5 Don't ship creatures with inanimate objects.

Rainbow the hiccopotimixTyson

Tysella.

That's all I'm going to say.

EllaxPhineas

WOAH WOAH WOAH SLOW DOWN THERE!

You want Ella to be in a relationship with her freaking TORTURER?

NO!

How messed up is that?

He made her life miserable and if I ever get ahold of him...........

It won't be pretty.

Besides,

Tysella.

Bianca x floppy green hat

Rule #1 Don't ship people and inanimate objects. Rule #2 No shipping those that can't date (I'm a Huntress!). Rule #6 Don't ship dead people with inanimate objects.

FrankxAres

OK HOLD UP THERE!

THIS IS RULE NUMBER ZERO! THIS IS RULE NUMBER ZERO!

NEVER EVER EVER EVER ever SHIP SOMEONE WITH THEIR PARENT/BROTHER/SISTER/COUSIN (unless it's Gone with the Wind. Then it's cool.) / AUNT/UNCLE/GRANDPA/GRANDMA.

NEVER EVER.

BiancaxAres

Umm.. no.

Never.

Rule #7 don't ship anyone innocent with Ares. Please.

BiancaxHades

RULE NUMBER ZERO RULE NUMBER ZERO ALERT ALERT WE HAVE SOMEBODY WHO BROKE THE RULE! *glares at Fan_of_some_fandoms *

PiperxCornucopia

I'm not even going to say the rules anymore.

This breaches Rule #1 and Rule #4.

LeoxToolbelt

Breaches Rule #1 and #4.

CalypsoxTable

No no no no no.

Rule #8 Don't ship gods/ titans with inanimate objects.

Even if it has happened before. I don't want to know or have it happen again.

ThaliaxBowxArrows

This kills Rule #1, Rule #2, and Rule #9- Don't ship a threesome.

ThaliaxTree

See above (except the last rule.)

ThaliaxGolden Fleece

See above.

AnnabethxLaptop

This murders Rule #1 and Rule #4 brutally.

AnnabethxBook

See above.

Admin: Though actually...

I wouldn't mind marrying a book. *thinks dreamily of all the books she read.*

Bianca: *facepalm.* Next!

LukexKronos

NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONNONONONONONONNONO

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