[HERMES]
I must say what a brilliant speech you gave

Annabeth rolled her eyes.

[ODYSSEUS, spoken]
Who goes there?

[HERMES]
Just a friend who could help you save your men
A foe like Circe is not to be messed with
You want to beat her?
You'll need the blessing of a certain god
Divine intervention
Someone who's not afraid to send a message

"Gods really love to stalk Odysseus in the woods," Frank noticed.

"Yeah! Wasn't that how Athena and Odysseus met?"

[ODYSSEUS, spoken]
Hermes?

[HERMES]
Hahahahaha
Wouldn't you like a taste of the power?

"Omg, is Hermes flirting with Odysseus?!" Leo laughed.

Nico frowned, "Annabeth, didn't you say that Hermes was Odysseus grandfather?"

Annabeth sighed, "Yes, yes I did."

Wouldn't you like to use more than words?
Deep in the night the fight lasts for hours
You can be hurt or you can beat her

"This song is so catchy!" Hazel grinned as she sung along to the song.

Wouldn't you like to havе some of the magic?
Wouldn't you like your outcomе preferred?
Deep in the night the fight can be tragic
I'll help you conquer her
She can turn you into an animal that'll end up on her plate
She can all but make you fall in love like you're on your hundredth date

"EW!" Frank covered his eyes.

"That's your grandchild Hermes, chill!" Percy rolled his eyes.

"Guys! It's Greek mythology! This isn't even the weirdest relationship on the family tree," Annabeth explained.

Percy shook his head, "Nuhuh, Annie, how would you feel if we have a kid and my dad got all flirty like that with them."

Annabeth's face paled, "Ew! Get away from him Hermes!"

She can conjure up a monster that'll grind you to the bones
She has all the ways to haunt ya when you take her on alone

[HERMES & ENSEMBLE]
Wouldn't you like a taste of the power?
Wouldn't you like to use more than words?
Deep in the night the fight lasts for hours
You can be hurt or you can beat her
Wouldn't you like to have some of the magic?
Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?
Deep in the night the fight can be tragic
I'll help you conquer her

Hazel, Leo and Piper were singing along to the song, completely oblivious to Hermes flirting with his grandchild on the screen.

Thalia bit her lip as she watched the song, ignoring her friends' childish remarks as Hermes flirted with Odysseus.

Oh

[HERMES]
Here in the root of this flower
There lies such a power to take her on
You must consume and digest it

Percy gagged. Nico rolled his eyes, he couldn't believe he ever had a crush on the black haired boy.

Then you'll manifest a being of your creation
All you need's imagination

"Odysseus is so done with Hermes," Jason laughed.

"I don't blame him, Hermes is a lot to deal with, but the Hermes we know is still no where near as touchy as this one."

Annabeth nodded, agreeing with Hermes, "He's just judgy now."

Though it's only for a moment
Till you've beaten your opponent

[HERMES, spoken]
And I call this root: Holy Moly

"Annabeth," Reyna turned to the blonde, "Did you use this holy moly when you defeated Lady Circe?"

Annabeth shuffled in her sit uncomfortably, she knew that Reyna was one of the ladies at Circe's Island when Annabeth freed the pirates, "Kind of, I used Hermes' multivitamins, it's like moly in a pill."

[ODYSSEUS, spoken]
Ah

[HERMES]
Hahahahahaha!

[HERMES & ENSEMBLE]
Wouldn't you like a taste of the power?
Wouldn't you like to use more than words?
Deep in the night the fight lasts for hours
You can be hurt or you can beat her

"It makes sense why he has so many kids."

Wouldn't you like to have some of the magic?
Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?
Deep in the night the fight can be tragic
I'll help you conquer her

[HERMES & ENSEMBLE, ODYSSEUS]
(Oh) Wouldn't you like a taste of the power?
Wouldn't you like to use more than words?
(Oh) Deep in the night the fight lasts for hours
You can be hurt or you can beat her
(Oh) Wouldn't you like to have some of the magic?

"The Gods seriously need to stop treating Odysseus like a doll that they can throw around!"

Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?
(Oh) Deep in the night the fight can be tragic

"Omg this face!" Leo laughed.

I'll help you conquer her

[ODYSSEUS, spoken]
Hermes
Thank you

[HERMES]
Don't thank me friend
You very well may die
Haha, good luck

The group exploded into laughter at Odysseus' face as Hermes kissed his cheek, even Reyna let out a giggle as she forgot about what the next song was gonna be about.