Okay, I think I might have a heart attack. I've forgotten the best couple of this century: PERCABETH! Gods, who wouldn't ship them....

Annabeth's POV (not Annabeth Chase, a mortal called Annabeth. You'll see why)

Hi! I'm like, the hottest girl in Goode Highschool, and I'm like, totally beautiful. All of the hot guys just LOVE me coz like, I have blonde hair and blue eyes that sparkle in the light.

So like, one of the hotties at the school is like, ADORBS. He has jet black hair and GORGEOUS sea green eyes.

Today I'm gonna ask him out, coz like, ever other girl has and gotten rejected. But that's coz they're so ugly, no one will date them. Me, on the other hand, I'm like, a total babe.

So when I got up early that morning, I had a spa bath and put on a skirt, that I wish was shorter, coz like, 3 inches is TOO long. Why don't they make them? Anyway, then I put on a pink singlet top that showed alot.

I got in my ferrari and drove to school. When I got there, everyone was crowding around a poster. There was gonna be a prom! Yay!

Then I saw him. Percy Jackson. Oh my god. My heart just exploded. Wait, what does that mean? Anyway, I saw him talking to a boy with blonde hair and blue eyes. I quickly hid behind a tree.

"So Perce, who are you taking to the prom?" The blonde boy asked.

"I'm thinking about asking Annabeth." He replied with a grin on his face. Oh. My. God. He was gonna ask me?! Like, I have to get a new dress!

LINE BREAK...

When I parked my ferrari and got out, I had like, MAJOR butterflies. Percy hadn't actually asked me, but he was just leaving it as a surprise.

I straightened out my hot pink dress that went one third of the way down my thigh. I loved it. I tokk a deep breath and walked into the building. Music was blaring and everyone was dancing.

I looked out for Percicons as I sat down on a couch. I waited 15 minutes before I saw him walk in. Almost everyone turned to look. I mean, who wouldn't? Like, he's the hottest thing EVER.

But then, I froze. He had a person with him. To make things worse, it was a girl. She had princess blonde curls that obviously were fake. Her peircing grey eyes looked like she had used contacts. And her skin! Obviously fake tan.

So it was quiet until I walked up to Percy and the thing and said, "Percy, sweetie, who is this? Your sister?"

They looked at each other and laughed. That blonde from before and a brunette girl were laughing aswell. The same as two people who I knew as Leo and Caly. And an emo boy and a punk girl.

"What?" I asked. I was like, totally confused.

Whrn they stopped laughing, the blonde boy called out, "brother and SISTER?! Percy and Annabeth are definitely not siblings."

Wait a second, ANNABETH?! I was starting to get annoyed. "Who are you then?" I asked her. She smiled.

Leo called out, "Percys wife!"

I gasped. No, that can't be right. They're too young, right?

Percy and the so called, Annabeth glared at him. He cowered behind Calypso.

"We aren't married Leo, and you know it! We're too young for that!" Percy exclaimed. Phew, not married then. "Oh Seaweed Brain, if you had your way, we would be." The girl sighed.

Everyone gasped. Percy had a-a girlfriend?! That wasn't me?!

Then Percys phone rang. He looked at the message and said to 'Annabeth', "We need to go. Camp needs us. Lets go guys." Percy and 'Annabeth' walked out, followed by the two punk like kids, the blonde and the brunette and Leo and Calypso.

And that's how I met Percabeth.

I know, I'm so sorry that it's so bad. Gods, I feel so guilty. I swear on the River Stix that I will work on another Percabeth one shot. Anyway, bye! Oh and thanks for reading the worst chapter of this whole entire book!