bro i had an idea (blame my scrolling of quora)

ships: , stelle x march 7th, dan heng x caelus,  kafka x himeko, (all are implied, nothing is explicitly stated. all conversations can be taken as platonic.)

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"Did you seriously steal the amulet?"

"It's not like it was going to get sold!"

"The shopkeep was an old woman! An old earth genasi!"

"It was for 50 gold. That's not getting sold anytime soon!"

"You two need to stop arguing! We need to get to the next town, the fragment's not here. And we need to be quick!"

"Babe, you're so right."

"Caelus, Dan heng, stop talking. Stelle, stop acting high, March... I have nothing bad to say to you." 

"Welt, be nice." Himeko chuckled, walking over to her long time friend. "March is right, though, we do need to make our way to the next town. We don't want to miss anything."

"Fine, fine! Let's get going."

"Caelus, shush, Pom Pom, how long does it take?"

"Approximately half an hour, so you can take a short rest."

"I wont shush, Dan Heng."

"Quiet. A short rest, while walking?"

"You all need it, right?" 

"I do."

"Well you decided to waste your slots, Caelus."

"Not my fault you all decided to start dying!"

"March used all of her slots! We couldn't help it!"

"Because you all forgot I could heal!"

"Dan Heng. Caelus. Stop."

"They're just flirting."

"Stelle, no."

"Mr Yang, Yes."

"You four, stop fighting."

"Yes, Himeko." Stelle resigned, leaning backwards onto the floor of the express.

"As you walk, there's a dungeon to your left, barely covered by the flora growing around it."

"Pom Pom, we're not going dungeonering."

"Caelus, what if we want to!"

"Then you all can go in, March, I'll stay outside."

"We're a party, Caelus, we're all going in together."

"Fine, bitch."

"Don't call your boyfriend a bitch."

"Stelle, you ass, we're 'not' dating."

"I'm sure you're not."

"I'm sure you're not high."

"How dare you insinuate such a thing!"

"I found your stash."

"You didn't."

"I did."

"You're a bitch."

"I'm your favourite cousin."

"You're a bitch."

"I know. You've told me, everyday since you were born."

"Stop using your age against me."

"I'm older, I know."

"Bitch."

"Stelle, Caelus, behave." As Welt spoke, Pom Pom shoved a water bottle into Stelle's hands. 

"Sober up, cunt."

"Caelus."

"Sorry, Mr Yang."

"Can we please get back on topic?"

"Yes, Dan Heng!" Pom Pom went back to describing the dungeon, as Stelle and Caelus glared daggers at each other.

Eventually, they had to end their campaign there, standing outside the thinly veiled dungeon, because Stelle, while sobering up, had fallen asleep, spreading out in her sleep over the floor and partially on top of the others. 

"Remind me to never play DnD with you all when Stelle's high." Dan Heng sighed, as he stood to head back into the archives.

"No can do. Stelle will only agree to play when high, for some reason, and March wont play without Stelle, because their characters are linked. And I wont play without the full part-"

"You tried to abandon us at the dungeon."

"We were all at low HP!"

"We could've taken a long rest out front of the dungeon."

"Fine."

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drunk monopoly (hermitcraft oneshots) but it's weed and dnd. and only one person did the drugs. (stelle would share but caelus is 'being a bitch' so no one else gets it. nah but if i bring this back, she's going to find a way to get everyone but caelus... and pom pom... high)